Just posting this to ruin your appetite for a Christmas pig-out! Want to repeat that magic? Just go frog hunting, skin’em and sprinkle them with salt. Note: Legs must be fresh.
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Summer is over ( well at least in the northern hemisphere) so … buck the bikini figure!!!! Lezzzz pig out!
Easy fit waistline extenders add up to an extra 2" to you’re waistline providing extra notches (from 1/2-2") to your pants or skirt, making it easy to slip into old clothes and extend their life [...]

The meanest gift to give to someone who is trying to loose weight.
Calculator Smells Like Chocolate! This solar-powered functioning calculator looks and smells so much like a real chocolate bar, you’ll be tempted to break off one of the keypad squares and pop it in your mouth! [...]

Don’t let your wife see this product!
Men’s body shaper smoothes and shapes your midsection to make you look pounds thinner, instantly. Slimming under shirt features firming panels to help trim and tighten your back and stomach. Provides back support to promote better posture. Spandex and nylon.

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