Oh yes! I feel guilty for piging out during the holidays. If I would have know about these cutlery I would only gained half the weight! Mumpf!
Heavy in concept and reality, this cutlery/dumbbell mash up isdesigned for fitness fans with a sense of humour as it can (sort of…actually, probably …
I take any excuse to pig out even more. What that even work hovering it over my beer belly. Oh, then I need a beer magnet – got it!
Fat magnet absorbs fat so you don’t. Instantly reduce calories, lower cholesterol and create healthier meals by removing and absorbing excess fat …
No calories, no cancer, no brainer!
Sugar makes everything taste better, but sometimes you don’t want all the calories associated with the delicious white powder. Or, perhaps, you have to limit your sugar intake for medical reasons. One easy solution is Stevia – a naturally sweet plant, sometimes called sweet leaf. …
Nice for sweating in the office. You will sending attractive rays to your colleagues with these pants.
Lose excess water weight fast! The vibrating, 95-160° temperature controlled sauna pants help you quickly lose excess water weight in targeted areas – abdomen, waist, back and hips – through sweat release without leaving …
Need to have this – also please add a Redwinometer and pringlesmeter as well.
Convert Your Steps Into Beer Or Chocolate! Hmmm, not your typical pedometer! Clip to your body to count your steps, then press a button to convert those paces into the amount of …
I’m a slut for huge portions and then I’m surprised that I’m gaining weight, especially in the winter. I need the food portion harness! But I would fill it all the way over the top.
Portion-control plate helps manage weight and promote portion-specific eating habits. The easy-to-use divider fits most …
Just posting this to ruin your appetite for a Christmas pig-out! Want to repeat that magic? Just go frog hunting, skin’em and sprinkle them with salt. Note: Legs must be fresh.
PUKE
- Most nasty Airline
Summer is over ( well at least in the northern hemisphere) so … buck the bikini figure!!!! Lezzzz pig out!
Easy fit waistline extenders add up to an extra 2" to you’re waistline providing extra notches (from 1/2-2") to your pants or skirt, making it easy to slip into old …
The meanest gift to give to someone who is trying to loose weight.
Calculator Smells Like Chocolate! This solar-powered functioning calculator looks and smells so much like a real chocolate bar, you’ll be tempted to break off one of the keypad squares and pop it …
Don’t let your wife see this product!
Men’s body shaper smoothes and shapes your midsection to make you look pounds thinner, instantly. Slimming under shirt features firming panels to help trim and tighten your back and stomach. Provides back support to promote better posture. Spandex and nylon.
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