Oh yes! I feel guilty for piging out during the holidays. If I would have know about these cutlery I would only gained half the weight! Mumpf!

Heavy in concept and reality, this cutlery/dumbbell mash up isdesigned for fitness fans with a sense of humour as it can (sort of…actually, probably not) help you to eat yourself skinny. It’s the perfect pressie for gluttons in need of a work out.

Destined to revolutionise the diet industry (maybe) each high quality chrome utensil is hand made. Choose from the 1kg per piece Knife and Fork Set or work up a real sweat with the Full Set, which includes an almighty 2kg spoon (‘cos eating dessert is naughty and you must be punished). ‘Now drop and give us twenty…peas on your fork.’

More info: Eat yourself Skinny Wear

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I take any excuse to pig out even more. What that even work hovering it over my beer belly. Oh, then I need a beer magnet – got it!

Fat magnet absorbs fat so you don’t. Instantly reduce calories, lower cholesterol and create healthier meals by removing and absorbing excess fat that floats on the surface of foods. Just freeze, skim the surface and fat is gone! Use in soups, gravies, stews, chili and other liquids.

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No calories, no cancer, no brainer!

Sugar makes everything taste better, but sometimes you don’t want all the calories associated with the delicious white powder. Or, perhaps, you have to limit your sugar intake for medical reasons. One easy solution is Stevia – a naturally sweet plant, sometimes called sweet leaf. It’s so sweet, in fact, it’s about 300 times as sweet as sugar. And now you can grow your own, with this aptly titled Grow Your Own Sweet Leaf kit.

More info: Sweat Leaf Growing Kit

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Nice for sweating in the office. You will sending attractive rays to your colleagues with these pants.

Lose excess water weight fast! The vibrating, 95-160° temperature controlled sauna pants help you quickly lose excess water weight in targeted areas – abdomen, waist, back and hips – through sweat release without leaving home. Simply turn dial to desired temperature, sit back, relax and enjoy slimming benefits. Unisex.

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Need to have this – also please add a Redwinometer and pringlesmeter as well.

Convert Your Steps Into Beer Or Chocolate!
Hmmm, not your typical pedometer! Clip to your body to count your steps, then press a button to convert those paces into the amount of beer or chocolate your steps have earned for you!

More info: Beer And Chocolate Pedometers`

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I’m a slut for huge portions and then I’m surprised that I’m gaining weight, especially in the winter. I need the food portion harness! But I would fill it all the way over the top.

Portion-control plate helps manage weight and promote portion-specific eating habits. The easy-to-use divider fits most dinner plates and features labeled compartments for fruits and vegetables, starch and protein. Each area measures one cup at the top and includes a half-cup line. Follows the USDA My Pyramid serving sizes. Dishwasher safe.

More info: Munch Controller

- Skinny prices will make you go puke

Just posting this to ruin your appetite for a Christmas pig-out! Want to repeat that magic? Just go frog hunting, skin’em and sprinkle them with salt. Note: Legs must be fresh.

PUKE

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Summer is over ( well at least in the northern hemisphere) so … buck the bikini figure!!!! Lezzzz pig out!

Easy fit waistline extenders add up to an extra 2" to you’re waistline providing extra notches (from 1/2-2") to your pants or skirt, making it easy to slip into old clothes and extend their life . No sewing required! Buttons or hooks to existing fasteners. Set of five. Each package includes beige, light gray, charcoal gray, navy and black cotton fabric to match almost any outfit. Cotton and brass.

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The meanest gift to give to someone who is trying to loose weight.

Calculator Smells Like Chocolate!
This solar-powered functioning calculator looks and smells so much like a real chocolate bar, you’ll be tempted to break off one of the keypad squares and pop it in your mouth!
Great novelty for the bookkeeper in your life. Cute office novelty, too!

More info: Chocolate Scented Calculator

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Don’t let your wife see this product!

Men’s body shaper smoothes and shapes your midsection to make you look pounds thinner, instantly. Slimming under shirt features firming panels to help trim and tighten your back and stomach. Provides back support to promote better posture. Spandex and nylon.

More Info: Fashionable Beer Belly Peel

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