Already too much in shape yourself? Let the canine fetch machine work for you and work your dog.

This award-winning toy keeps an energetic dog chasing tennis balls long after his human playmate tires, or even lets him play fetch all by himself. The machine can be set to launch balls automatically or when a button on the remote control is pressed. You can adjust the distance (15′ to 30′) and interval (seven to 15 seconds) in which balls are launched, and if a dog is trained to drop a tennis ball into the machine, he can play indefinitely on his own. The machine’s rugged plastic hopper has a 17-ball capacity and handles for easy transport. Includes six tennis balls and training tips. The launcher plugs into AC or runs on six D batteries (not included) that provide five hours of operation.

More info: Dog Ball Fetch Machine

- Most Erotically Stimulating Movie

Never take that dog near a highway or puke will be flying.

Video Link: Spin Dog

- Halloween Masks

Poodle hero on a mission to save the world.

Longtime pets feel like part of the family, but in times of crisis, they can get skittish and hard to manage, endangering themselves and their owners. You can stop worrying, though, because the brand-new Pet Evacuation Jacket is here to get you and your pet to safety in fires, earthquakes, and other disasters.

Made from the same material used by Japan’s world-class firefighters, this flame-retardant suit protects from heat while adding a carrying handle for controlling and transporting frantic pets. It’s not just for your furry friend, though- pockets on the side of the jacket hold emergency tools and supplies for pet and owner alike. With rugged hardware, professional-grade materials, and rapid velcro closure, it’s one less thing to think about in emergency situations.

More info: Pet Emergency Evacuation Jacket

- Very weird baby

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Only Spread Heads are better.

Toothpaste Heads are the newest way to encourage both kids and Perpetual Kids to brush their teeth regularly. No more bribes. No more threats!… Simply replace your existing toothpaste cap with Toothpaste Oscar and presto! Your daily brushing routine will never be the same.

Links: Cat Head / Dog Head (woof)

- Gift Ideas for BF and GF

I lived in the US for 3 1/2 years and never had a corndog. Only had one when I was back visiting. Felt so guilty filled with pure pleasure. Once home I tried to make my own and yes I failed.

Carnival corn dog maker bakes carnival-style corn dogs in minutes. Just plug in and enjoy healthier, fun snacks on sticks without the hassle of messy frying. Makes a lot more than corn dogs – try cheese, pizza, candy bars and more. Recipe book and 24 sticks included.

More info: Corn Dog Maker

Related: Horn Dog – Dough-Nu-Matic – Grill a Ham and Cheese with your Toaster – No Mess!

Thanks to these very well experienced dog whisperers the two dogs found placement straight away. Off they went to the meat factory.

Video Link: How to Make Dog Sausage

- G.I. Joe VS District 9

Before we moved to Valencia we haven’t even heard anything about Fallas. Neither our french bulldog Chucky but she learned fast to hate it. Why? Because of this for example:

But after the second time with Fallas around she kind of got used to the constant firecrackers and she gladly accepts the fact that during that festival there is not much time to be spent outside.

Now I found this vest – wondering if I could take her now to a street Mascletà (just kidding)

If you’re a dog lover like us, you know that many of our treasured pets suffer high anxiety due to the sights and sounds of fireworks during the July 4th weekend. To help solve the problem, Phantom Fireworks is now selling a K-9 Calming Vest that naturally calms your pets noise anxiety.

The Tight-fitting vest gives your dog a feeling of safety, while the physical sensations of wearing it distracts your dog from focusing on its fears. The vest can be used all year round for dogs that have thunderstorm anxiety as well. See size chart before for the correct size for your family pet.

More info: Reduce Your Dogs Fireworks Noise Anxiety

- Book Hostels and Hotels for Fallas NOW!

Eat this for your office lunch break and there is not doubt you are working too much!

Kooky Chew comes in its very own little dog bowl. Inside is 2 1/2 ounces of crunchy cookie kibbles and bits, just like Rover eats. As a bonus, you also get a candy bone.

Put your Kooky Chew next to Rover’s dish and the two of you can chow down together.  And who knows? Before long, you may be chasing cars and drinking out of the toilet!

More info: Dog Food For Humans

- Fun Animal Videos

Looks stupid in the pictures but adorable in the video.

The Choken Bako bank has just about the happiest, hungriest dog you’ll ever meet sitting on top. Drop some coins into his dish and he immediately goes for it, with a dog-like enthusiasm that you’ll love!

More info: Choken Bako Coin Bank

- Treasure Hunting

Ok – not well trained or trained for bad purpose I can totally see the weapon in that kind of dog.

Video Link: Flying Pit-Bulls

- Ketchup Fun