Not sure what I should think about her mixing my cocktails. If I’m in a bar and I have to pay for my drinks and I actually see how much Vodka she is pouring and I’m prepared to drink slow … cool, double thumbs up for her. But If I’m just expecting a normal Vodka drink and I’m downing her formula, the night would not end nice. Especially love her little giggle have she poured her “two”shots.

Video Link: Two Shots of Vodka

- Almost Free Toys

For outside use only recommended – I think!

Doggie Fountain™ gives your dog instant access to fresh, clean water whenever needed. Fountain is activated when the dog steps on the metal plate. To install, just attach to any garden hose and adjust water height by controlling water pressure. No more stagnant water or empty water bowls on hot days!

More info: Doggy Water Fountain Douche

- Random Dog Stuff

Never thought of mixing cocktail during football games …. but hell why not. It will you get blastered much faster than any light beer. Promise!

All you do is fill the watertight inner chamber with your favourite mixers and chuck in some crushed ice. Then screw the two halves together via a nifty interlocking mechanism and get throwing. You can even yell ‘hut hut hut!’ and similarly comical gobbledegook as you hurl your booze-fuelled prolate spheroid towards your wide receiver. Well, towards your bewildered mates.

More info: Football Cocktail Shaker

- Sport Goods for $1

The only thing I can think is Home Improvement – Grunt, Grunt, Grunt!

C’mon in! You can be that guy when you show up at your next block party, cookout, or other event with this Party Blender. With a powerful 23cc 4-stroke gasoline engine and detachable 85 ounce pitcher, making frosty drinks for everyone is easy–just grab the handlebars, hit the throttle button, and let ’er rip. 36" long legs telescope so you can position the Party Blender at the height you want.

More info: Gas Powered Party Blender

- Back to the Future, one big damn plot hole