And I thought at first you stuff a whole alive duck in there.

Duck and lobster carcass press. Capacity: 40 inch cube. – Description: This impressive polished solid brass duck press is used to extract juices. 20 inches tall overall. Removable tin lined barrel with drain spout measures 4 1/2 inches inside diameter by 3 inches deep and holds over 3 cups of duck. Tin lined concave pressing disk. Weighs 24 pounds. Pressed duck is a French specialty in which the breast and legs are removed from a rare to medium rare roasted duck. The remainder of the bird in compressed in a duck press which extracts all the juices. The extracted juice is mixed with reduced red wine, butter, green peppercorns and flamed with cognac to produce a delicious sauce that is served over the sliced breast and crispy legs. Truffles are optional. In better restaurants the Canardier performs the extraction and final preparation at the diners table. This press is commercial restaurant kitchen quality. The solid polished brass construction will impress your guests.

More info: Duck Carcass Press

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The Designer Kobi Levi has truly fantasy. These shoes might not be the most comfortable ones but the will surely draw tons of attention to your feet. Which one is your favorite one? I might go with the dog styled shoes. I have the strange feeling that these shoes are just objects of art and really supposed to be worn. Which is a bummer. Hey Kobi, where can we buy your pieces of Art?

Link: Kobi Levi

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Why are they so focused on the that crazy flying Jo-Jo? Why do they have the urge to follow it with their eyes and beaks to closely? Does it look like a giant corn kernel and they want to munch it? There must be something in their imprinted behavior which forces them to follow it. What they react the same way if Brüno would shake his thing like in the movie for Funky Time?

Video Link: Duckies Go Crazy

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This is the cutest thing – I like the cat, doggy and cow the best.

Don’t overthink this one. If you know someone who loves to read and goes bananas over cute stuff, then buy them these Magnetic Animal Bookmarks. They’ll love ‘em!

Each bookmark is folded origami-style and features two small magnets to keep it securely in place.
The set includes one of each of the following animals: duck, dog, cat, cow, and pig.

More info: Cute Magnetic Animal Magnets

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Plug that player into the egg and you’ll see.

All you need to do enjoy your favourite tunes in the bath is hook up your MP3 player to the distinctly egg-like transmitter (though laying an egg that size would make more than this duck’s eyes water, we’d imagine), leave it well away from the bath and press play.

It’s got a radio too!!!

More info: iDuck

- Eerie

Well, done! And now save the world.

Video Link: Saving Private Ducklings

- And now save some money

Slip into a pair of winkers and let your booty talk. And I thought these are the worst Jeans ever.

Video Link: Worst Jeans Ever Made

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Spread some panic at the beach.

Want to have fun on the beach and freak people out at the same time? Why not tromp all over the sand wearing either a pair of Duck or Dinosaur Trailin’ Tracks!? These fun "shoes" can be worn over bare feet or sneakers, and leave imprints in the sand that appear to be giant duck-prints or dino-prints! Watch as beach go-ers scratch their heads when they see all the weird tracks you’ve laid down. One size fits most.

More info: Trailing Tracks

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When retro catches up with current technology.

Anyone who grew up in the 80s will tell you how cool the Duck Hunter video game was (especially when you got to use that garishly orange computer gun). Well now you can relive the fun in the noughties with Duck Hunter, the indoor flying duck hunt game. The game consists of an autonomous flying duck, complete with flapping wings (the technical term ornithopter) and an infra-red gun, complete with bullet sound effects – you can even cock it like a real hunting gun.

The duck flies randomly around the room (how randomly depends on whether you’ve set it up for a straight or circular flight pattern) for up to 40 seconds or until you’ve shot it 3 times. It doesn’t need mains power, so as long as you’ve got fresh batteries the Duck Hunter is good to go in as little as ten seconds- just connect it to the charging dock on the gun for a quick burst and you’re ready to go hunting. It’s all the fun of hunting in the comfort of your own home.

Links: Duck Hunter Video Game goes Real

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For people who thought the Fly Earbuds were too gros.

People will stop and do a double take when you pass by wearing these ear buds! So what if people think you have ducks crawling out of your ears? Why listen to good music with the same ordinary, boring ear buds that everyone else uses? Stand out! Be distinctive!

More info: Cute Ducky Earbuds

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