Now even your mom can be hooked up to the computer.

There are many things that shouldn’t be USB-powered. Your dog. Your lunch box. Your spouse’s underwear. But they could be… just stick the USB-IT to any item and it instantly appears to need a computer to survive. The prank possibilities are endless. The USB-IT comes with two USB cords and a bunch of tiny double-sided adhesive discs. To use, simply stick the end of the cable to whatever crazy object is in desperate need of a USB connection. Plug it into your laptop for added effect… of course it won’t do anything… but then again who knows. Maybe you’ll invent the next USB powered artificially intelligent banana.

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Yeah, honey! I have been working all day, can’t you see I’m wearing my “working” pants. Now, may I rest and get a beer, I totally deserved it … NOT! Cleverly printed with a photorealistic set of tools, gadgets and a tough leather toolbelt, these soft lounge pants are just the thing for handymen — or as a gag gift for not-so-handymen. I would love to see the hookers lazy pants.

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Ohh! This is fantastic. The creature of this video is working on program which let’s you travel these kind of landscapes in real-time. That’s awfully nice of him and I will gladly check it out once it’s done. Who needs sucky and boring real surfaces if you can have a blast discovering fake ones. Can’t stop watching and can’t put the experience while watching this video into words. Ohh!

Video Link: Surface 3D Detail

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I have to face it – I’m loosing my hair … getting bald. Every time now after I get my hair cut there are more grey hairs and my hair is getting thinner. Actually I’m happy that it just kicking in with 34. My dad was totally bald with 23! Anyone got got tips to grow my hair thicker or back? Well, my hopes are not very high so I was looking what’s out there to cover up (in case totally shaved does not look good on me). Rather funny option – what do you think which fake hairstyle should I pick?

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The big seller for me was the bloody sauce – hmm! JUICY!

Each Gummy Brain comes with two brain parts (top and bottom) which are a delectable strawberry flavor. They are roughly the size of a baby’s brain. Because let’s face it, babies are the veal of people. Hey, we’re just kidding, and we did warn you that sentence would be gross. Included with each brain is a small vial of cherry flavored liquid candy (aka: candy blood) for extra horror fun.

Our Gummy Brain is ready to spice up any holiday or special event – from Christmas to Halloween to Pi Day to George Washington’s Birthday – with tasty, cannibalistic goodness.

Link: Gummy Brain

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Problem is … every baby these days what smack those phone right against the wall, demanding one with a touch screen. Babies ain’t stupid!

The Hellophone is designed with your wee geek in mind. It’s durable, colorful, and has big friendly buttons that are easy for little fingers to press. This flip phone allows you to record voices, playback messages, and hear songs and sounds. Parents or other loved ones can record their voices so baby can hear them over and and over at the push of a button. After all, we have to train our wee geeks in the fine art of cell phone etiquette, why not start when they’re 18 months old? Just make sure they put the phone away while driving their Fisher Price red coupe.

More info: Hello Baby Phone

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They should make those not just for dolls but also for humans! Man!

For those who have the Love Body Aki or Risa dolls, here’s a little something extra for you. This is the Nipplen add on, which can be placed on your Love Body doll for that extra added fun and pleasure. Made of a realistic skin like material, it’s easy to clean and easy to apply on to the doll. Simply peel back the adhesive layer and stick on the doll where the nipples should be. Adds extra excitement when a camisole or shirt is worn with the doll. This is a pair of Nipplen nipples that comes in a box that measures 8×15 cm (3.1×6 inches)

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From hamster to bloodsucker in a 1/2 second.

The key to their success is that they are molded to your own mouth shape, and that you can deploy or retract the teeth using the tongue bar at the very back. All you have to do is soak them in hot water for a few minutes to soften the dental putty, bite down on them as if they were the neck of an unsuspecting victim, let them set and you’re ready to start terrorizing the neighborhood kids. With the ingenious tongue bar feature allowing you to lower your fangs at will, these fake teeth really are the best you can get.

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Hmm does it really work, I wondered. Since it would be not possible to treat someone’s teeth after a patient inhaled the gas. So I asked Wikipedia and found this:

Scientist Humphrey Davy introduced nitrous oxide to the public (primarily the British upper class) as a recreational drug at "laughing gas parties" in 1799, 36 years before it was used medically. The gas does NOT make one laugh; in fact, it makes the user feel stuperous, dreamy, and sedated. Davy called it "laughing gas" because at his parties, everyone laughed and had a good time watching the user’s "nitrous oxide capers", which included stumbling around, slurred speech, and falling down. More info: Laughing Gas

So I’m wondering what these people were inhaling. Their own farts perhaps?

But then on the other hand:

Whatever you do with laughing gas don’t blame it on RGS. Also apparently there is a site which sells laughing gas in whipped cream gas chargers.

Something new learned today, cheers!

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Perfect for the first date. Save money on a dentist and spend it on a car or chocolate.

Smile With Confidence Again! Hides missing, crooked, stained, broken teeth. Speak & drink normally, even smoke, while wearing. Can be worn over natural teeth, crowns, veneers & bondings. Stop worrying about what people will think of your teeth. Smile at pretty girls again! Imako Cosmetic Teeth hides many dental problems, even up to 4 missing front teeth.

Once fitted (which can be done, by yourself, at home) they snap onto your upper teeth for a secure fit, yet remove easily at your discretion. Slip them on for job interviews, pictures, or whenever you need a boost of confidence. No adhesives are used, just your own natural bite. Includes carrying case, instructions and fitting material. Measure width of 4 front teeth and choose size with closest measurement. Select small (1 1/8" wide) or large (1 5/16" wide). Not to be used with braces.

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