Feel lonely? Let the little fishy cheer you up.

Playing with your new Electronic Goldfish in a Bowl is super easy. Put fresh batteries into the top, push the base decoration into the bowl, fill the bowl with water, and put the top back on. Tap the top and the fishy "swims" around – looking quite alive. There’s even an always-on LED light show that morphs from one color to another for the perfect relaxing fishy mood. All you have to feed your Electronic Goldfish in a Bowl is batteries, and it will love you as much as a piece of plastic can love a human. Forever! Never again will you have to write "RIP Cap’n Goldikins" on your toilet. We salute you, Cap’n.

More info:  Bowl With Electronic Fish

- 6 Awesome Travel Gadgets

Honey I’m out with my buddies to catch some Penis Fish. No, that is not a line out the movie “Brokeback Mountain” or similar. Not really sure if you can call that a fish. To me it looks more like a penis maggot or penis alien but ok fine if that video claims this to be a penis fish, it is. So what do you do with a penis fish you might ask. Do you eat it, pet it? My answer would be neither. That thing totally freaks me out and never ever want to see it in real leaf. Unless it’s in a aquarium so I can also take a video.

- Poking Penis Book

Built a city these fishy hotels!

Built to give your small fish a modern, stylish home, the Umbra FishHotel is a beautiful aquarium that lets you stack others on top of it to maximize space. Stack several FishHotels to create a great-looking fish condominium in your office or home. Winner of Canada’s Build A Better competition and designed by Teddy Luong, the FishHotel features a square glass bowl surrounded by a paintable ABS plastic façade with asymmetrical windows. You can even remove the façade if you want to just feature the glass aquarium. Easy to clean. Top is uncovered. 7.5 x 7.5 x 8 inches. 5 pounds. Fish not included.

More info: Stackable Aquarium Cube Hotels

- Fishy Business

And within in the mountain we keep mice… Psst, don’t tell the PETA! Ok no, of course we are not putting goldfish or fightingfish in this fishscape bowl. And neither any kind of animals but I like the thinking out of the box concept of the designer. Flip the bowl around and you have an awesome cereal blow.

Your fish will enjoy the tranquil landscape as much as you will enjoy the minimal, clean design of this beautiful fishbowl.

More info: Fishscape

- Plastic Surgery Fish

This is a case when plastic surgery goes to fast. I call a certain female actor “Hamburger Lips” and this fish tops even her kiss tool. Ok, fine .. I admit that I know these fish called “Malawi Blue Dolphin Cichlid” just look like this. Still it freaks me out and getting one of those served for dinner would make me instantly vomit. No thank you, rather have it processed to fish burger lips.

Video Link: Plastic Surgery Fish

- Breast Blocker

I don’t know what’s going on in this video but I guess the sharks forgot to shower or to put on deodorant or something. When I see videos like that I always wonder why it seems like I’m always at wrong spot at the right time. I want to take cool videos of thinks like that. Jealous! I guess I just have to wait – my Double Rainbow all the way across the sky moment will come.

Video Link: Shark Bubble

- I love Bubbles

Feeding Koi doesn’t take long and as you can see is very entertaining. Can these Koi difference fish food from a tossed in baby? Probably not – so not baby tossing in Koi ponds or baby is gone and you are in jail for tossing it. And saying that you just wanted to teach swimming the hard way does not count. Only fish food goes into the Koi pond or you will go to jail for life. Judy sais!

Video Link: Feeding Koi

- Baby Fashion for only 1 Dollar

DIY a tunnel between the two halves – then you have something really cool. They can be also used for spit bowl when dipping. But try to aim really good, you don’t want to have slobber on your valuable books, you know!

Halve Bookends are 2 decorative glass jar bookends. Use them as a fish bowl or flower vase or fill them with your favorite treat.

More info: Half Aquarium Bookends

- One Dollar Books

It’s not even summer yet – barely spring – but “clever” product designers already coming out with the next big summer thing. Animal Fans – would really work for me if they would spread of the animal they are representing – hmmm smell of horse or monkey. Or the whiff of tropical fish … priceless!

More info: Horse Fan

More info: Monkey Fan

More info: Parrot Fan

More info: Tropical Fish

- More strange things

An other Feng Shui like online game. Turn the balls, shoot and connect. All the instructions are within the game.

Game Link: Max Connect

- Dirty Bitches never lie