May I hold your brandy pipe? Sluuuuuuurrp!

Presented in a foam lined gift box, this unique liqueur glass makes an ideal gift for anyone that appreciates a stronger drink. Based on the original sipper glasses from the 17th century, the Brandy Pipe follows traditional glass making techniques to help drinkers get the most from their drink and experience new flavours that were previously hidden. This will make you the king of the castle!

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- Please Make Your Own Beer

Perfect for the first date – the more snot comes out of your nose the better. Very impressive my Lady!

Make music that Beethoven and Mozart could NEVER touch. Imagine yourself in the Metropolitan Opera House, standing on the stage, moments before showtime. Millions of dollars worth of instruments around you when you reach for your $5.99 Nose Flute. The curtain raises and you proceed to bring the audience to its knees. They cheer for your unparalleled melodies and harmonizations.

You’ve done it, you’ve finally become the Superstar we’ve known you were. We’re crying tears of joy because we’re so proud of how we raised you! The Nose Flute fits snugly under your nostrils and utilizes your mouth as the pitch variable.

More info: Nose Flute

- Flea Market for Nose Fluters

This will trick your kids to take a bath.

For some reason, whenever we get in the shower, we sing. And we’ve come to realize that our geeklings have replicated this habit when they take a bath. But here’s the thing: while our voices are nothing short of perfection, our spawns’ voices have a lot to be desired. So, let’s give them some pentatonic goodness to build up their musical ear while saving ours. We’ll give them a set of Water Flutes and they can rock out with the best of them (from classical to jazz to blues to hydro-funk)!

More info: Bathtub Water Flute

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