The only thing I can think is Home Improvement – Grunt, Grunt, Grunt!

C’mon in! You can be that guy when you show up at your next block party, cookout, or other event with this Party Blender. With a powerful 23cc 4-stroke gasoline engine and detachable 85 ounce pitcher, making frosty drinks for everyone is easy–just [...]

Even a granny can look super cool on slopes zipping by all the cool folks blowing snow and ice in their faces.

This is the gas-powered vehicle that combines the thrill of riding a snowmobile and the freedom of a snowboard, enabling you to surf effortlessly over the deepest fresh powder or on packed, granular snow. [...]