FRIENDS! I’m back. I’ve been away from Palermo for over 2 weeks. The first week we spent in Germany and the other week I went to Orlando for a photo job (Orlando pictures will be posted tomorrow or so). Being back in Germany, in my hometown was tons of fun but really weird at the same time too. Everything was so familiar but a lot of things changed as well. I know it’s selfish but realizing that things are changing even when I’m not around was kind of shocker. Kind of !

Then we attended our first gay wedding (besides ours of course) and they celebrated HUGE. My favorite part was when the couple came out of the city hall all dressed up after they just signed the papers and people passing by and just couldn’t figure out what was going on and they were kind of waiting for the brides!

Here some photos of our Germany stay. Hope you like them!

-Great Hostels in Germany – Book Here

Ready for the Summer hit of 2011? Here it is – The Beer Boot song! First time I paid attention to the Beer Boot Glass was when we visited the Schnitzel Shack in Savannah. Das Boot! What kind of beer is that? And this!!!! Dance – DANCE I SAID!

Das Booooot! There’s just something exhilarating about knocking back a few cold ones from this substantial Glass Beer Boot. Popularized by German soldiers celebrating battle victories, beer boots are the world’s most Johann Badarse way to consume a stiff stout. Because each Glass Beer Boot is hand-blown, its capacity varies slightly between each one. However, you should be able to cram 40-48 ounces of delicious brew into the Glass Beer Boot.

More info: Das Boot

Video Link: Summer Hit 2011

[via: classic fun]

- Funny T-Shirts

Skip to minute 2:04 when he starts speaking English. WHY do you have to sound so gay? Man! Dude … I’m gay myself but don’t sound like this, emmm I hope!

- Penguins Chase Butterfly

Loved it! It’s old but I totally missed that Daily Show clip – Jason Jones, can I be your groupie?

- Kayaking Hunks

The spray for the movie “Inside Deep Throat” ? Numb your senses because the movie kind of sucked?

Comfortably Numb is a flavored desensitizing spray specially formulated to reduce the discomfort associated with oral sex. The refreshing mist contains a mild numbing agent that coats the back of the throat, helping to suppress gag reflex and prevent discomfort during oral sex. Discreet enough to take with you wherever you go, this special spritz doubles as a breath freshener as well.

More info: Deep Throat Spray

- Price Sucking

I love stuff like this. Poor little priest does has shopping online … finding a good deal on communion wafers and since he saved the church couple of bucks he buys him a little treat as well:

See your yourself: Amazon Wafers, pssst it’s a secret!

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- 10 Weird Things You Can Buy From Amazon

[via: The Daily Dish]

J-List is a peaceful island of Japanese pop culture for you

Suck! I mean if I would have known about this spray when I was younger I would have sprayed and have the men come to me. Instead I thought I was the “only” one. Also good for pranking an uber straight homophobe! You will be in for a good ROFL! Just sneak spray him.

Natural Gay Attraction Body Mist using 100% Natural Aromatherapy designed to help bring Gay Men to you for sex and friendship.Spray it, go out & have fun. Can be sprayed on you or where you want Men to come to.Great as a pick up in clubs , bars, meeting places. Wear it daily and you will be surprised wher you meet other Gays and where you start picking up other men. This scent is designed specifically for Gay Men. Man To Man was created after years of study to naturally help Gays Attract other Gays.

One review goes like this:

I got this hoping it would end a long dry spell, and got a lot more than I bargained for. Before the UPS guy came around (yes, I’m a sucker for the Boys in Brown!) I applied a liberal dose of the spray. Well, it certainly got the UPS guy’s attention…. and my cube-mate, Bob, Chuck from accounting, the team of IT guys across the hall, my boss, HIS boss… I guess you can see where I’m going with this. I had to flee for my life.

I’m writing this from a women’s retreat center. They were kind enough to take me in until the spray wears off, but I’m not sure if they can hold out. The local high school boys swim team broke into the compound twice already, and we’re thinking of moving me out to the desert….

More info: Gay Attraction Body Mist

- Gay Bargains

Just wanted to share with you couple of odd easter items. First off this:

Emm …KKK? Also odd Gay KKK?

Of course not – These hooded people are part of Easter processions here in Valencia.

Right before the parade started we got to meet bouncy dunny dog on crack:

There were more processions on Friday. That time held on the beach:

More pictures and a video of the Semana Santa Marinera.

And right before that we saw some kinky The Simpsons Porn:

Easter is always full with surprises! Got a story to share?

- New Nintendo DSi Available Now

And I thought Guidos were the top of the line.

- Gay Movies

My question though is: when is it ok to call someone a faggot. I use that F word all the time? Am I homophobic even though I’m gay myself! What did you say? What? SHUT UP FAGGOT!

About the book:

The genius of Jabari Asim’s book is not it’s exposition of the word "Nigger", a subject that has been explored in contemporary detail by Randall Kennedy, Cornel West and others. Mr. Asim’s book is really about the poisonous notion of Black inferiority, its pervasiveness in the American societal framework, and, finally, its expression through use of the word "Nigger". The N Word is destructive because of the vitriolic beliefs and attitudes that are associated with it. Asim teaches us this as straightforwardly as he knows how, and leaves us to make conclusions. I’m sending this book to my closest friends; it is a must for any comprehensive library on American race studies.

More info: The N Word: Who Can Say It, Who Shouldn’t, and Why