Looks like mommy and daddy wasn’t home and the mean babysitter or I don’t know had it’s fun with the baby and the dog. Cute and funny yes. But healthy and hygienic probably not so much. If mommy/parents find out about this video. They are either giving him a raise (the sitter) or daddy will be divorced. Or it comes totally different and there will be raises and even more kissed from the dog. Just get the peanut butter out and let it roll.

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- Magical Place in Italy

Hey … who wants to suck on my Zombie Toes? Neither my real toes or my disguised zombie ones I can recommend. Anyways – these sandals are great conversation starters and will get you Aaaah and Oooohs – or rather Yikes and Puke! Wearing these will get you tons of gift certificates to see a pedicure salon. Now, be quick – these sandals sell out fast, otherwise you have wait until they are back in stock.

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- Gross Stuff

This looks something from the hazard trash bin.

People deal with stress in different ways. Some of us prefer shouting curse words. Others go out for a smoke. Still others head to the kitchen for a snack. All of these are bad habits, of course. We have a solution for the stress eaters of the world. Go to Wikipedia and look up infectious diseases. We can promise you that seeing pictures of pustules and boils will kill any appetite you may think you have. And yes, this is your friendly copywriter monkey speaking from experience. *barf*

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- Weird Stress Farts

Passing on this snack. The giant leafcutter ant snack looks a tiny bit more emmm yummy!

Right now you’re wondering if this tarantula is real. Yup! Every Oven-Baked Tarantula is baked in its native Cambodia, and collected from monitored sources (to protect the tarantula’s natural population). Each one is baked, crunchy, and just a little hairy – but ready to eat right out of the package. Just don’t forget to remove the fangs first. Then, enjoy your yummy Cambodian delicacy – your very own Oven-Baked Tarantula. Sorry, Jimmy.

Please note: The main picture above obviously shows a pre-baked tarantula. We just wanted to give you a taste, so to speak, as we get pictures of the real thang up.

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- Mega Snack Time

Amazon is awesome and even though the product recommendation doesn’t always hit the bulls eye and normally neither the Frequently Bought Together feature I have to admit in this case it’s right on. COME ON! You are too busy to get up to use the toilet while playing a videogame? This is just wrong but I can see where that person is coming from because when I started blogging I wished I would have a reusable diaper near many time.

Don’t believe this? Click here to see for yourself

[via: gizmodo]

- Urban Photography from Savannah

Huge Spider Net including a (guess what) spider

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Halloween Flashing Eyes

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Twitch Animated Halloween Prop

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Soup Halloween Head

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Special FX Vampire Fang

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Brain Muffins

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Cute Vampire Baby

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Skinned Flesh Wall Decoration

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- More Halloween Stuff

Please someone tell me this is not for real and it’s joke. There is no way that someone is selling a “poop” tube? Am I the only one who things this is wrong. But on the second thought … it would be nice doing business while standing up, it’s just a little messy for other people standing next to you on the urinal. Fine, ok! It’s from the awesome Tim and Eric Awesome Show, great Job!

But if there is a need there will be a product – Think about it.

- Real Poop Business

Japanese study aids and more at J-List

Straight guys don’t wear this costume unless you want to get eaten out by a dude. The Hairy Pussy Hat features a hilarious hairy pink vagina featuring your face.

This “hat” will throw you in situations you could have never imagined before. A fun night out is guaranteed.

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- Fuzzy Fungus Boy

Perfect for the first date – the more snot comes out of your nose the better. Very impressive my Lady!

Make music that Beethoven and Mozart could NEVER touch. Imagine yourself in the Metropolitan Opera House, standing on the stage, moments before showtime. Millions of dollars worth of instruments around you when you reach for your $5.99 Nose Flute. The curtain raises and you proceed to bring the audience to its knees. They cheer for your unparalleled melodies and harmonizations.

You’ve done it, you’ve finally become the Superstar we’ve known you were. We’re crying tears of joy because we’re so proud of how we raised you! The Nose Flute fits snugly under your nostrils and utilizes your mouth as the pitch variable.

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- Flea Market for Nose Fluters

National soccer trainer Joachim Löw at the recent World Cup soccer match against England going for a DIY snack on the sidelines.

- Almost Free Boogers