My Birthday is just around the corner and now – penis cake like this is not what I’m looking forward to.

[via: yes but no but yes]

- 2010 Sundance Film Festival Underway

Once finished please spray with antiseptic so I don’t get your flu. Thanks!

Sick of getting yelled at for leaving your waded up chewed gum on the bottom of the conference room table? Instead, just spread your used gum onto the Chew-By-Numbers art board. Throw your conference call on mute and get to work on your very own masterpiece.
This is also a great gift for you mom… but mom would surely enjoy receiving a finished product from you… order today and start chewing!

More info: Chewing by Numbers

- Still looking for cool Christmas gifts?

I’m getting better with inkscape but I’m still a bloody beginner when it comes down to designing T-Shirts or comb long curly hair.

Dude above is so obsessed with them moment he saw his first goatse that he wears his goatse shirt proud and loud.

You can change the shirt styles by pressing customize it.

Link: Goatse Shirt

Even if you don’t have any intentions of buying this shirt – please visit the link above and give me some star lovin’! Make this shirt famous!

(Please work your social network magic on this shirt – I will soon start T-Shirt giveaways …!!!!)

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Don’t you hate when it’s Halloween and you have no idea on how to dress up? Pick your costume early this year and choose to go .. emmm gross!

Blurp Charlie Mask

Ghoulishly gruesome–full head latex mask makes it look like you’re birthing another freaky head. Complete with blood, tendons, and gore!

More info: Blurp Charlie Mask

Tattooed Terror Mask

Tattooed Terror mask is made of latex with realistic tattoos and a silvertone nose ring.

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Pete Moss Mask

Pete Moss mask is made of latex and enhanced with moss-like material for that cold, damp "fresh from the grave" effect!

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Dark Walker Demon Mask

AKA Hello Pumpkin! Darkwalker Demon mask is made of latex.

More info: Dark Walker Demon Mask

Sutured Werewolf Mask

Sutured Werewolf mask is made of latex with realistic bloody teeth and metal-like sutures throughout.

More info: Sutured Werewolf Mask

Skinner Skinned Mask

If you were to pull the flesh off your head this is how you would look! Now kiddies don’t go trying this at home! You get the same effect with this full over the head detailed mask.

More Info: Skinner Skinned Mask

Skinned Alive Mask

This one gives a whole new meaning to "what lies beneath"?! Two masks in one. Pull of the outer old man mask to reveal a hideous decaying corpse underneath. Full over the head latex mask.

More info: Skinned Alive Old Man Mask

Blasted Head Mask

Imagine a human head taken completely apart. Well, this is it! A full over-the-head latex mask that is blown completely apart. Screen front conceals your face. You won’t believe your eyes.

More info: Blasted Head Mask

Whispers Scary Creature Deluxe

Whispers Mask Deluxe creepy mask with long hair and horns. Very creepy!

More info: Whisper Monster Whistle Mask

Zombama Mask

Lookout McBrain, Zombama has you in his sights. This parody mask is great for fun-spirited Halloween party. Adult Sized. Even Obama would laugh at this great mask.

More info: Zombama Mask

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Forget about greasy potato chips or any other junk food …. emm .. on second though hand me some Cheetos.

Not a joke! These are real, roasted crickets that are totally edible & safe to eat. Set includes one box each of 3 crunchy flavors: Salt n Vinegar, Bacon & Cheese, and Sour Cream and Onion.

More info: Edible Flavored Crickets 

- Slap your troubles away

Ohh fun – Merry Christmas to you too!

Owl digestion. Who hasn’t wondered about the process? I mean, come on. It’s fascinating. Check it out – one of those nocturnal flying Ninjas swoops silently out of the sky, snatches up some poor vole, and swallows it in one gulp! Mmm, tiny rodents are delicious!

This is where the cool comes in. They’ve got two stomachs – one that does all the digesting, which does the best job it can, and the other stomach for, um, storage. See, owls do a great job at digesting all the meat and guts off of their mammalian meals, but bones, teeth and hair are indigestible. What’s an owl to do with the leftovers? …

More info: Owl Puke

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Sorry – I know this is gross but I have to admit that I’m very close to press the buy button. Gross but how will they taste?

Well, sick minds think alike, because some troubled candy company has come out with ZIT POPPERS CANDY! They’re so gross, they might be worse than eating real zits. (Okay, we exaggerate…. but just a little.)

Each insane box of Zit Poppers Candy contains 3.25 ounces of candy zits. That’s approximately 16 zits. (We can’t believe we’re even WRITING this.) The zits are soft and sticky, and if you squeeze them hard enough, a bloody candy ooze seeps out. Those of you courageous enough to eat Zit Poppers will discover they have a wonderful strawberry and watermelon flavor. (We checked the box, and no actual blood, puss, or sputum is used in making the candy.)

More info: Zit Popper Candy

- Enjoy the taste of refreshing Microsoft Water