Halloween is just around the corner and I will totally miss it. Going to be flying back right before the holiday and will be sitting in the plane while the rest of the US will get spooked. So, since I’m missing out on it … readers, you have to be extra scary to make up for me not being there.

Halloween Related: Pumpkin Carving Ideas / Pumpkin Carving Stencil PDFs / Halloween Costumes / Halloween 2009 Products

Not in the mood yet for Halloween? Play a couple of rounds of Graveyard Shift and shoot yourself in Halloween mood.

Game Link: Graveyard Shift

- Pumpkin Carving Stencils

Why so serious? Let’s put a smile on that face… Not sure how many times I watched The Dark Knight on Blu-Ray but I can’t get enough of those scenes they shot with the Imax Camera.

- Unique Halloween Costumes / Scary Halloween Masks

Camel Toe Costum

Usually, camel toe is something that is to be avoided. On Halloween, however, this Camille Toe Funny Costume exemplifies the elusive camel toe! This Halloween, wear this aerobics outfit with an enormous camel toe and watch the jaws drop!

Link: Camel your toe here

Doll in a Box Costume

Ladies, do you want to dress like Barbie this Halloween? Men, do you want to get the most laughs at the Halloween party this year? Then you all need to wear this hilarious Doll Box Funny Costume! It is a giant doll box, and when you put it on, you become the doll inside! Wear what you want underneath to make your doll themed – Be a slutty doll, an army doll, a big fat doll, it’s your choice!

More info: Doll in a Box Costume

Rock Out With Your Cock Out Costume

Don’t get caught rocking out with your actual cock out this Halloween! Instead, where this silly Rock Out with your Cock Out Funny Costume, which will make you look like you have a sweet rooster hanging out of your pants! Rock on!

Link: Dick Out Costume

Abominable Snowman Costume

Lurking in the mountain shadows, camouflaged by snow, the Abominable Snowman lies in wait! Our menacing man-beast costume includes furry bodysuit, inflatable shoulders, character mask, hands and feet.

More info: Snowman Costume

Frankenstein Sinatra

Don’t let his winning smile fool you! He’s one swingin mobster monster and he’s dressed to kill–onstage, that is. Be the hippest cat at the party with our cheeky Big Frank costume. Includes jacket, pants, inflatable shoulders, character mask, hands and socks. (Microphone not included.)

More info: Big Frank Costume

Transformers Child Costumes

Wisecracking underdog Bumblebee is an unmatched scout and messenger. The bold and heroic Optimus Prime is the leader of the Autobots and Bumblebee’s mentor. These deluxe 3-D costumes make a great dress-up theme for your children and/or their friends.

Buy it now: Transformer Child Costume

Tattoo Freak Costume

Costume Includes: Tattoo Print Shirt, Mask with Chain Trim. Get ready for a fun Halloween. Comes in three adult sizes. Or wear this costume on any other day to give your parents a heart attack.

Woot Link: Tattoo Freak Costume

Baby Lobster Costume

This costume is very original, and has an elastic bottom so it stretches to fit. The lobster claws are the cutest part. They attach to the hands so whenever the baby is waving its arms, it looks like they are waving their claws! Word of caution: this costume is made of a shiny slippery fabric and may not be ideal for infants that you plan to hold in your arms. Also, be aware that your little one will need to wear a red or orange outfit underneath. The tights are not included in the costume.

More info: Baby Lobster Costume

Sexy G.I. Joe Adult Costume

Conrad Hauser is Duke, the lead soldier in the G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra film  that focuses on his induction to the G.I. Joe Team. Lead the team to an awesome Halloween in this officially licensed G.I. Joe Duke classic muscle costume that celebrates the brawn, brains and guts of G.I. Joe.

Link: Adult G.I. Joe Costume

Michael Jackson Beat It Costume

You’ll be Showin’ how funky strong is your fight in this jammin’ jacket. Includes one Beat it style, crimson, faux leather jacket featuring multiple zipper details around the waist, on the chest and on the detachable sleeves; and shimmering silver embellishments on the shoulders. Put this on and get ready to rock as the renowned talented king of pop.

More info: Michael Jackson Costume

Related Halloween Links: Obama Dracula Mask / Halloween 2009 Inspiration / Stephen King’s IT Clown / Casting Spider Web Gun / Halloween Gadget: Bubble Fogger / Magazine Cover Halloween Costume

This Halloween will be heavily themed by Obama. Evil Obama wants your healthcare blood. The Obama Zombie mask from a while back on RGS was a big hit and even the Corner from the National Review linked to it. Without getting too political again (you know what my stand is) I predict that the Barakula mask will be the most sold mask among conservatives within the US. Watch out, Obama is coming after your Medicare.

Full over the head latex mask fits all sizes.

Happy Halloween!

More info: Barakula Mask

Last years favorite Halloween products were the Bubble Fogger and the Spider Web Caster. I did some research to present you the latest Halloween goodies to freak our yourself or any random trick or treaters.

Dripping Blood Plastic Tablecover

Description:

A totally gruesome tablecover! This plastic tablecover measures approximately 54" high x 108" wide, is blood-red on the top, has blood dripping down the sides and comes one (1) to a package. Create a totally blood-curdling look with the Bloody Drip Candles (sold separately).

More info: Bloody Table Cloth

Animated Moving Books

Motion-Activated! This stack of books seem perfectly harmless until someone walks by. Thats when the books start sliding in and out as spooky sounds are played for a totally haunted effect.

Spooky Link: Animated Moving Books

Light Up Body Parts

Light-up body parts are the perfect addition to your haunted décor. Use them in a spooky kitchen chop shop scene or add to an outdoor graveyard scene. Severed limbs flash and glow an unearthly red.

Buy it here: Light Up Body Parts

Fogging Jack O’ Lantern

Red, blue, green, and yellow LEDs inside the jack o’ lantern provide a creepy luminescence from the eyes, nose, and mouth. Made from weatherproof 1/2"-thick fiberglass, the jack o’ lantern has the authentic markings of a mature pumpkin just pulled from the vine, including deep surface ridges, an 8" stem, and four leaves. The base holds up to six gallons of water, enabling it to continuously produce fog for several hours.

Link: Fogging Jack O’ Lantern

Halloween Sound Machine

Blood-curdling screams, creepy effects, and things that go bump in the night! Our Horror Sound Machine is perfect for scaring people of any age, telling ghost stories, or for Halloween ambience. For best results use in darkened rooms or on stormy nights!

More info: Halloween Sound Machine

Translucent Halloween Window Poster

Translucent Halloween window films make your house look haunted! Spooky, full-color images of monsters, sinister faces and creepy eyes light up at night with indoor light. They’re sure to give trick-or-treaters the chills! Easy to apply and remove.

Poster Link: Translucent Halloween Window Poster

Blood Weapons on a String

As they say, the right tools for the right job! Perfect for decorating your haunted house or haunted party. Decoration includes 7 1/2ft of slicing, dicing, slashing, chopping, stabbing and cutting fun. Tools are made of durable plastic and can be hung inside or outdoors. Yes, they look used but they will come nicely packaged and brand new, no additional charge for the blood!

Bloody Link: Blood Weapons on a String

Black Out Room Roll

Black out any room to create the perfect backdrop for your Halloween decorations! This giant plastic room roll measures 100′ feet long and 4′ high and features only chilling blackness! Add Scene Setters Add-Ons to enhance the Halloween experience. Attaches and removes easily with your own double-sided tape or sticky tack and cuts easily with scissors. Great for indoor or outdoor use.

More info: Black Out Room Roll

- Halloween Masks

Will dress up my Hummer and burst into the living room for Trick or Treating. Awww .. cute!

Weatherproof Halloween car costume kits give your car, SUV, or RV a festive makeover for Halloween. Decorative pumpkin faces transform your car into a harvest season sensation, while fun, spooky bat wings and face vamp up the appearance. Each kit (sold separately) includes two 17Ó staffs that attach to the side windows and a 6Ó face that mounts to the grill with wire.

More info: Halloween Car Costumes

More fun Halloween Stuff: Casting Spider Web Gun / Halloween Gadget: Bubble Fogger / Magazine Cover Halloween Costume / Halloween Masks

Don’t you hate when it’s Halloween and you have no idea on how to dress up? Pick your costume early this year and choose to go .. emmm gross!

Blurp Charlie Mask

Ghoulishly gruesome–full head latex mask makes it look like you’re birthing another freaky head. Complete with blood, tendons, and gore!

More info: Blurp Charlie Mask

Tattooed Terror Mask

Tattooed Terror mask is made of latex with realistic tattoos and a silvertone nose ring.

More info: Tattooed Terror Mask

Pete Moss Mask

Pete Moss mask is made of latex and enhanced with moss-like material for that cold, damp "fresh from the grave" effect!

More info: Pete Moss Mask

Dark Walker Demon Mask

AKA Hello Pumpkin! Darkwalker Demon mask is made of latex.

More info: Dark Walker Demon Mask

Sutured Werewolf Mask

Sutured Werewolf mask is made of latex with realistic bloody teeth and metal-like sutures throughout.

More info: Sutured Werewolf Mask

Skinner Skinned Mask

If you were to pull the flesh off your head this is how you would look! Now kiddies don’t go trying this at home! You get the same effect with this full over the head detailed mask.

More Info: Skinner Skinned Mask

Skinned Alive Mask

This one gives a whole new meaning to "what lies beneath"?! Two masks in one. Pull of the outer old man mask to reveal a hideous decaying corpse underneath. Full over the head latex mask.

More info: Skinned Alive Old Man Mask

Blasted Head Mask

Imagine a human head taken completely apart. Well, this is it! A full over-the-head latex mask that is blown completely apart. Screen front conceals your face. You won’t believe your eyes.

More info: Blasted Head Mask

Whispers Scary Creature Deluxe

Whispers Mask Deluxe creepy mask with long hair and horns. Very creepy!

More info: Whisper Monster Whistle Mask

Zombama Mask

Lookout McBrain, Zombama has you in his sights. This parody mask is great for fun-spirited Halloween party. Adult Sized. Even Obama would laugh at this great mask.

More info: Zombama Mask

- Awesome Horror Movies

Oh No! Halloween is sneaking up and I wanted to be the first blog to blog about Halloween costumes this year. *Grunt!

Magazine cover costume creates a fantasy photo-op at parties or other fun occasions. Make your face the focus of celebrity scandal in the "National Enquirer" or the head of a buff body builder in "Muscle & Fitness". Weighs less than a pound, but adds a ton to your image while drawing endless laughs.

More info: Magazine Cover Costume

- Twitter Plant

Perfect way to cheat on your wife or girlfriend. First wear this ridiculous costume and after the first shock replace the doll with a real person. Voilà!

Our hilarious Down For The Count Costume features a vampire cape, shirt with attached vest, nude pants with dropped trousers and removable inflatable date with lingerie. This thing is an absolute showstopper!

More info: Down for the Count Halloween Costume

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