Don’t you hate when it’s Halloween and you have no idea on how to dress up? Pick your costume early this year and choose to go .. emmm gross!
Blurp Charlie Mask

Ghoulishly gruesome–full head latex mask makes it look like you’re birthing another freaky head. Complete with blood, tendons, and gore!
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Oh No! Halloween is sneaking up and I wanted to be the first blog to blog about Halloween costumes this year. *Grunt!
Magazine cover costume creates a fantasy photo-op at parties or other fun occasions. Make your face the focus of celebrity scandal in the "National Enquirer" or the head of a buff body builder [...]

Perfect way to cheat on your wife or girlfriend. First wear this ridiculous costume and after the first shock replace the doll with a real person. Voilà!
Our hilarious Down For The Count Costume features a vampire cape, shirt with attached vest, nude pants with dropped trousers and removable inflatable date with lingerie. This thing [...]

Perfect for pranks or Halloween. But you have to expect to get shot right flat in the middle of the street or forest.
Video Link: Realistic Wolf Costume
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Last week’s story didn’t get any negative feedback so I will continue if I may. Again – keep in mind this story will not make sense to 99,9% of the readers.
Pumpkin beer, pumpkin beer I was screaming. Now I’m holding this freshly brewed fall drink in my monkey hands without even knowing what it contains [...]

No idea why they would do Trick or Treating one Day before Halloween in the small town where I’m here in OH but it was fun. Great fall sunset and tons of kids dressed up like .. MOOOOOONNNNSSSTEEEEERRRS.
BonBon Bunny is a sticky and fun jump and run game.
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Great Ideas 4 Halloween

It’s not too late to add some more Halloween feeling to your home. Run out and buy couple of pumpkin, come back and print out these easy to stencil PDFs to help you to make some creative pumpkin carving this year.
Above is the coolest one – the Joker from Batman. Download the [...]