For geeks and math lovers with a humor, you know … LOL!

Flip the switch one way and it’s a standard calculator. 2 + 2 = 4. OK, no big whoop. BUT flip the switch the other way and 2 + 2 = GIMME A BREAK! That’s right, when in "crazy mode" this brilliant math toy will give the user nothing but smart aleck answers. You can send the geek in your life over the edge as he tries to do the most simple of math problems and the Crazy Calculator is doing nothing but giving them a hard time. They will be greeted with such answers to their mathematical formulas as:
- You tell me
- Try Later
- Go away!
- Gimme a break!
- R U serious
- Ask nicely
- And many more

More info: Prank Funny Calculator

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OMG – it even comes with a holder. This of course is just joke – please don’t order expecting to receive a real iPad.

This LED-illuminated floor magnifier provides a bright, 10"-wide view that spans a full page of a book. The rectangular, 8" x 10" acrylic lens provides a 30% larger field of view than traditional circular lenses without distortion, allowing you to quickly scan with both eyes.

The scratch-resistant lens makes objects appear three times their actual size and 12 LEDs cast expansive, bright light without the glare common to fluorescent and incandescent bulbs, resulting in reduced eyestrain. Mounted on a flexible gooseneck, the lens can be raised, lowered, and twisted to the optimal position for reading, detailed crafts, or other up-close work.

More info: The Illuminating Full Page Magnifier

[inspired by: Classic Fun]

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Talking of … em! Kind of early!

Never be late for work again! The brand new Mobile Razor Attachment is major breakthrough in communication cleanliness.

For years we’ve been frustrated by the impossibility of shaving whilst on the phone. This may seem unlikely, but in an age where communication is power, very few people are able to be separated from their mobile for more than a few seconds at a time. Because of this phenomenon, far too many people were growing beards (which is simply not acceptable), or letting their leg and armpit hair get frighteningly long – purely because they couldn’t shave and talk at the same time. Unsightly hirsuteness is now a thing of the past thanks to the astonishing Multi-Blade Polo Frail Mobile Shaver Attachment.

With six cutting-edge blades you’re guaranteed a shave so close you’ll feel you’ve been exfoliated. The first blade shaves you close, the second shaves you closer still, and the other four do more or less the same job with varying degrees of closeness, it’s all very cosy. The attachment fits onto any mobile phone, and is activated by the vibra-call function on your phone. All you have to do is get someone to call you relentlessly (often you’ll find your Mother will oblige) to ensure a clean and smooth finish.

More info: Multi-Blade Polo Frail Mobile Shaver Attachment

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Ok … please take a wild guess what this is which is available at Amazon! Head down and leave a comment before you read one of the review I found on the site. Too bad that Christmas is over – it always seems that I find the best presents right after.

I grew up without nipples. I knew that one day, they would descend, and that would be the day when I could proudly call myself a woman. But I was growing worried. By the time I was 17, I still had no nipples. At 21, I was beginning to panic. When I turned 27, I finally found these nipple extractors, and they saved my self-esteem. With two simple twists of the wrist, I flowered. Now I could proudly disrobe at the local topless beach, where before I’d been shamed. I’ve just been debating whether or not I should attempt to locate superfluous nipples elsewhere on my body.

An other review fills in with more information:

I have been having issues with my nipples for years so I figured I would give this product a try. I found that it worked great for a couple of weeks and then it became extremely difficult to continue use. The rash and irritation became too much to tolerate. It is just easier to buy a set of jumper cables and a battery charger. Trust that works much better!

But an other review finally explains what it really is:

Okay you pervies – it’s a plumbing device for removing the bits of pipes that connect 2 pipes, particularly of different sizes. too funny!!

More information: WTF Fetish Gadget

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