I don’t mind Christmas too much but I personally know people who just plain hate Christmas. Dudes, this mask is for you over the holidays and you are not allowed to take the mask off until the holidays are over.

Talk about Bah Humbug! This crabby green goblin can barely get into the spirit–even the Christmas hat is a huge burden to wear. Mask (with fur beard, eyebrows and hat) is a treat to wear at holiday times. Sure to make even the real Humbugs crack a smile!

More info: Hate Christmas Mask

- Gifts For Christmas Haters

And no! You don’t have to do acrobatic stuff with your body!

This is the complete home facial system that produces spa-quality masks with fresh fruit or vegetables. The included processor purées avocado, cucumber, or any fruit, vegetable, or herb, and extracts the skin-rejuvenating nutrients. Simply place the mixture on one of the included felt masks and lay it on your face; the vegetable or fruit purée exposes the skin to natural moisture and nutrients that lead to softer, smoother skin, without costly, additive-laden creams. The 30 included powdered mineral packets can be added to vegetable and fruit mixtures to enhance the food’s natural ability to help reduce eye puffiness or itchy skin and tighten pores. Includes 50 masks and a recipe booklet.

More info: DIY Facials

- Insane Stuff

Let’s put a smile on your winter frozen skier face. This officially licensed Stay Puft Marshmallow Man ski mask is inspired by the brand made famous in The Ghostbusters. Wear it, celebrate it and stay warm while you look cool at the same time. Don’t be surprised if kids from the new generations asking you which Super Hero you are supposed to be. You kids FAIL – hardcore!

More info: Stay Puft Awesome Ski Mask

- Christmas Presents Nobody Wanted

This Halloween will be heavily themed by Obama. Evil Obama wants your healthcare blood. The Obama Zombie mask from a while back on RGS was a big hit and even the Corner from the National Review linked to it. Without getting too political again (you know what my stand is) I predict that the Barakula mask will be the most sold mask among conservatives within the US. Watch out, Obama is coming after your Medicare.

Full over the head latex mask fits all sizes.

Happy Halloween!

More info: Barakula Mask

Blurp Charlie Mask

Ghoulishly gruesome–full head latex mask makes it look like you’re birthing another freaky head. Complete with blood, tendons, and gore!

More info: Blurp Charlie Mask

Tattooed Terror Mask

Tattooed Terror mask is made of latex with realistic tattoos and a silvertone nose ring.

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Pete Moss Mask

Pete Moss mask is made of latex and enhanced with moss-like material for that cold, damp "fresh from the grave" effect!

More info: Pete Moss Mask

Dark Walker Demon Mask

AKA Hello Pumpkin! Darkwalker Demon mask is made of latex.

More info: Dark Walker Demon Mask

Sutured Werewolf Mask

Sutured Werewolf mask is made of latex with realistic bloody teeth and metal-like sutures throughout.

More info: Sutured Werewolf Mask

Skinner Skinned Mask

If you were to pull the flesh off your head this is how you would look! Now kiddies don’t go trying this at home! You get the same effect with this full over the head detailed mask.

More Info: Skinner Skinned Mask

Skinned Alive Mask

This one gives a whole new meaning to "what lies beneath"?! Two masks in one. Pull of the outer old man mask to reveal a hideous decaying corpse underneath. Full over the head latex mask.

More info: Skinned Alive Old Man Mask

Blasted Head Mask

Imagine a human head taken completely apart. Well, this is it! A full over-the-head latex mask that is blown completely apart. Screen front conceals your face. You won’t believe your eyes.

More info: Blasted Head Mask

Whispers Scary Creature Deluxe

Whispers Mask Deluxe creepy mask with long hair and horns. Very creepy!

More info: Whisper Monster Whistle Mask

Zombama Mask

Lookout McBrain, Zombama has you in his sights. This parody mask is great for fun-spirited Halloween party. Adult Sized. Even Obama would laugh at this great mask.

More info: Zombama Mask

- Awesome Horror Movies

Let me kidnap you to Venice. My friend Andrea gave me permission to publish his pictures he took of the Carnival in Venice this year. Please visit his Flickr profile and don’t be shy to comment on his pictures if you like them.

Also – got some pictures you want to show off? I would be more than happy to publish them on RGS.

Now, sit back and enjoy the Carnival in Venice;

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Perfect for kids with multiple personalities.

With the Cranium Alien Mask Maker, kids can become a robot, alien, or bug by creating hundreds of hilarious combination of faces using a variety of parts for eyes, noses, ears, and mouths. Your geeklings will not only be able to make masks that looks like different, but they’ll also sound different using the included voice morpher. Kit includes different mouths to change your voice 3 ways and 18 Robot, Bug & Alien parts to mix and match.

More info: Alien Talking Mask

- Toys For Bad Boys

Does your partner developed an odd sexual fetish? Satisfy him or her with this mask, maybe?

Video Link: 1000 Obamas

- Cheap Tex Links

My artsy lady, thank you very much for this fun and very entertaining video.

- Cheap Music