He wants to mate your laptop! You better are using a condom there – you little horn bot!

The Limited Edition Stealth Robot 2GB USB Drive really is a fun USB drive for lovers of Japanese Robots. It’s made of a soft rubber and has articulated arms and head, so you can actually play with it. And when you need to hide some data, just pull the Limited Edition Stealth Robot 2GB USB Drive‘s torso off and plug it into any USB port. And not only is the robot styled after Japanese robots of yore, but so is the humorously retro box art. Limited Edition Stealth Robot 2GB USB Drive full of fun, your data, and robo goodness. Get one before it’s gone forever.

More info: Horn Bot

- Horny Dog Relief

Always wanted to try Mate – you see people sometimes walking around with mate bombillas. Looks almost as cool walking around with a cigar.

Yerba mate is a drink native to South America, and has been enjoyed for centuries. It’s delicious, to say the least, but also has extra healthful properties. It contains alkaloids in the same family as caffeine, so you get a completely natural boost – yet it is much gentler on your stomach. Yerba mate also contains natural antioxidants, which help mental clarity and the sustenance of physical energy even more. It is a drink from the past and it encourages you to just slow down, relax, and focus. And there’s one more thing yerba mate encourages: sharing with your friends.

Instruction on how to make Mate.

More info: Mate Tea Set – Comes with everything you need.