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Baconnaise

Believe it or not, Baconnaise is suitable for vegetarians, especially all you pretend ones who secretly crave the unmistakable taste of shredded piggy flesh without the bacon guilt. It’s also kosher. How come? Well despite its incredibly realistic taste, it doesn’t actually contain any bacon. Amazing!

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Bacon Salt

Bacon Salt can also be used to make good food better. Just think of the possibilities. Sure strawberry ice cream tastes good. Strawberry ice cream with Bacon Salt TASTES GREAT! Enjoying some chocolate chip cookies with the family? Think about the smiles on the kids faces when they discover the extra secret ingredient of bacon salt!

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Gummy Bacon

Gummy Bacon is a great way to scare folks. Here’s how: take some out of the package when no one is looking, cover them in plastic wrap, and wait in your office kitchen. Then, when folks come in, take a strip out, lament how you just don’t have time to cook it, and then eat it anyways! They will be shocked, and you’ll enjoy the nice gummy taste of strawberry – it’s a win/win situation. Gummy Bacon is the only bacon we recommend eating raw – or in the raw (you don’t want grease to spatter on your delicate bits)!

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Microwave Bacon Genie

Bacon Genie™ makes up to 12 strips of delicious, crispy bacon in the microwave in seconds! No more messy splatters from stovetop frying, or piles of paper towels to sop up the grease. Each piece hangs vertically while cooking to allow grease to drip into reservoir for easy dishwasher safe cleaning.

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Bacon Floss

Dentists recommend flossing and we recommend bacon! Now you can improve your dental hygiene while enjoying the amazing flavor of crispy fried bacon! Is there anything bacon cant improve?

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Bacon Soap

It’s a sunny Sunday morning and you awake to the sweet smell of bacon wafting from the… bathroom?!? That’s right, we’ve captured the enticing aroma of frying bacon in a bar of soap!

Each marbled bar has the words Bacon Soap embossed on top and comes in a fancy 3.75 inch x 2.75 inch x .75 inch tin.

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Saint Anthony, Patron Saint of Bacon

Saint Anthony will take your guilty after munching tons of bacon.

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Bacon Lip Balm

From a review:

I have children, so I felt obliged to at least make an effort to improve my diet and kick the bacon addiction. For weeks I was getting the cold sweats, insatiable cravings, I was keeping wadded up bacon in my pocket to sniff to try to ease my urges…. I seemed destined for failure.

Then a miracle happened… and I found this bacon flavored lip balm. It’s been a huge relief for me and my family to have this tool to aid in my rehabilitation, similar to my use of nicotine gum when I quit smoking. Thanks are due to the creators of this fine product for saving my life.

Control your bacon addictions with: Bacon Lip Balm

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