WTF SON! Look a little ( or at least pretend) bit more excited – this thing cost me $ XX,XXX !!!! So outrages you have to see for yourself!

This is the three-dimensional spherical labyrinth that challenges the limits of your manual dexterity and spatial understanding as you maneuver a 5/8" wooden marble through its entire course. The Superplexus is a complex network of chicanes, multi-planar hairpin turns, spirals, and staircases–even a vortex. Hand made from 3- and 6-ply Finnish birch that form the track, over 400 hours are involved in its construction.

The labyrinth is set inside a 36" diameter acrylic sphere affixed to a Jatoba base using a stainless steel gimbaled mount that allows you to tilt the sphere in any direction to guide the marble. The entire track laid out on a straight line is 31′ longer than a football field. In addition to the track, the ball must travel on a 1/16" diameter stainless steel wire pathway at eight points along the journey. A series of directional arrows indicate the course to follow, and successful completion requires a minimum of 425 turns (plane changes) of the sphere–without letting the marble fall off the track.

More info: The Superplexus

- Don’t have the budget? Check out these toys for just one dollar

Isn’t this insane? Your kids can move out now when they are 5! Also interesting for people who have to live in the streets.

Boasting rich architectural design, our Grand Portico Mansion has the classic styling of today’s most noble homes, scaled down to the perfect size for kids! This playhouse is sure to be the talk of your neighborhood. Watch your child’s imagination run wild as they play in this mansion of a playhouse!
Standard Features include:

* 22 Working windows with safety glass and screens
* 4 stately columns
* Loft with ladder
* Front child door
* Adult sized french door
* High-quality siding and trim
* Beautiful transom windows to frame front door
* 10 Flowerboxes

Auction Link: Giant Outrages Playhouse Mansion

- Halloween Fog Bubble Gadget

This is the weirdest doll I have seen ever. I featured NSFW: Wee Wee Boy Doll and WTF: Barbie Doll and Tanner Scooper Dog Set but this breastfeeding promoting sucker is something else.

Your daughter has to put on a bra-like halter featuring 2 symbolic flowers. Bebe Gloton ( which means greedy baby ) wants to suck on these flowers. Once it’s done it will cry until it’s burped.

OK!

It’s only available here: Bebe Gloton or in stores in Spain.

- Normal Toys

iFeast Pet Feeding MP3 Docking Station

Let’s face it. You and your pet don’t share the same "taste" in music. That’s why TechnoPetz created iFeast, the portable pet feeding/watering system for your MP3 player. Mealtime will never be the same for your pet with iFeast. No, the products aren’t real. But the empty boxes are. Wrap your otherwise forgettable gift in an Onion gift box, and watch their faces fall when they realize there is no such thing as a pet feeding/docking station for an overly pampered pet’s portable MP3 player-just a crappy bric-a-brac inside you waited until the last moment to buy.

More info: iFeast Pet Feeding MP3 Docking Station

Kleen / Stride: Personal Debris Removal

More info: Kleen / Stride: Personal Debris Removal

Peaceful Progression Smoke Alarm

Awake to your next fire calm and refreshed with DigiPliance’s Peaceful Progression Smoke Alarm. Choose the perfect way for your family to wake up-from the peaceful sounds of the Rainforest, to the celebration of Dixieland jazz, or the hot pulse of the Caribbean-because a fire doesn’t have to be a disaster.

More info: Peaceful Progression Smoke Alarm

Multi-Media Auto Power Strip

Take your office on the road and say goodbye to your "cable car" with this car power strip from Route 56. Plug in up to eight electronic devices and appliances at once! Scan, print, and send with two USB ports, an ethernet port, even a 25-pin parallel connector for you computer’s monitor. Mounts easily to most standard rearview mirrors.

More info: Multi-Media Auto Power Strip

USB Powered Toaster

Don’t be tethered to the kitchen. Take your toast…to go! Now you can take a toaster everywhere you take your laptop. Insert a slice of any bread-white, wheat, even rye-and in 7-9 minutes, you have the kind of perfect toast you could only get from a computer. Winner of the 2006 Gold Floppy Disc Award for Best Cooking Peripheral. No. It’s not real. But the box is.

More info: USB Powered Toaster

- An other evil Christmas present