Honey I’m out with my buddies to catch some Penis Fish. No, that is not a line out the movie “Brokeback Mountain” or similar. Not really sure if you can call that a fish. To me it looks more like a penis maggot or penis alien but ok fine if …
Ok, Dude! That’s enough now! There are children in the audience, could you please keep your snake under control and if you have to why not put a leash on it and give it a good yank. I love how the snake just watches the dude getting more and more …
Funky Zeit with aliens – NICE as Brüno would say it. Never knew that Aliens would be that dangly and so bushy. Come on Alien Boy cut back that bush and tie a knot in it. Here on earth with have different rules concerning body ethics. Yes, to present yourself …
*UPDATE* May I add: This is a joke, don’t use this to get rid of your foreskin!
Now they all are going to have the same length. So more manly jealousies.
Quickly measure and cut with accuracy. The dual handy scissor/tape measure combo simplifies household tasks and significantly reduces the time …
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Doodle one or two cocks – the sky is the limit!
Be the picasso of penises with this hilarious cock-a-doodle memo pad. Just draw in the member on the 70s porno-looking guy and add some spice to your notes. Or maybe just draw him some pants. Six different guys throughout …
This vampire SUCKS!
Count Cockula’s Vampire mouth opening isn’t for the faint of heart. This exclusive Undead pale sleeve color is made from the same patented Real Feel Super Skin material that’s made Fleshlight the #1 selling male sex toy in the world. The amazingly detailed vampire mouth and …
Remember the news of that one poor gut who burned his Schnidelwutz (German slang for Penis) while resting a laptop on it?
Your desktop is for your desk so your laptop should be for your lap, right? Well, kind of. Did you know that laptops can reach up to 104 …
My Birthday is just around the corner and now – penis cake like this is not what I’m looking forward to.
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- 2010 Sundance Film Festival Underway
So, went inside this ceramic museum in Valencia – which is in this awesome palace. Great interior and then there was this. Penis Asparagus all bundled up and ready to be eaten. BIZARRE.
Check out images of the whole museum – I promise, it’s actually pretty nice: Marquis de Dos …
I saw this book in a “design” shop at the airport in Stockholm when I was traveling to Helsinki. Meant to blog about it but oh well, here it is.. the Penis Poke Book. Happy Poking! But I don’t want get any complaints about poked eyes and stuff.
This book …
Other people do bunsiness by gut feeling.
And yes. Men! Prevent your camel toes too. I like especially “Our lips are sealed”!
The Cuchini is a comfortable, light-weight material that adheres to any undergarment (panties, bikini, sports attire, etc). It smoothes the ridges of a woman’s mons pubis area providing a smooth and camouflaged appearance. This eliminates …
Happy Easter to you all. Hope you are having couple of relaxing days off.
Just wanted to share with you couple of odd easter items. First off this:
Emm …KKK? Also odd Gay KKK?
Of course not – These hooded people are part of Easter processions here in Valencia.
Right …
Or also called the Trouser Expander. That product shot above freaks me out in so many way and just imagining someon actually using it for real freaks me even out more. It rather looks like a Cancer Expander.
This hilarious gadget is the perfect thing if you’re feeling a little smaller …