Honey I’m out with my buddies to catch some Penis Fish. No, that is not a line out the movie “Brokeback Mountain” or similar. Not really sure if you can call that a fish. To me it looks more like a penis maggot or penis alien but ok fine if that video claims this to be a penis fish, it is. So what do you do with a penis fish you might ask. Do you eat it, pet it? My answer would be neither. That thing totally freaks me out and never ever want to see it in real leaf. Unless it’s in a aquarium so I can also take a video.

- Poking Penis Book

Ok, Dude! That’s enough now! There are children in the audience, could you please keep your snake under control and if you have to why not put a leash on it and give it a good yank. I love how the snake just watches the dude getting more and more frustrated at the situation. Evil little snake. Must be the snake from Adam and Eve or this is even the famous bible moment with apple and all.

Video Link: Trouser Snake

Funky Zeit with aliens – NICE as Brüno would say it. Never knew that Aliens would be that dangly and so bushy. Come on Alien Boy cut back that bush and tie a knot in it. Here on earth with have different rules concerning body ethics. Yes, to present yourself like this will draw a lot of attention to your nakedness but I think it goes a little bit too far. You keep bouncing and I keep looking away.

[via: classic fun]

- Shit In A Spray Can

Now they all are going to have the same length. So more manly jealousies.

Quickly measure and cut with accuracy. The dual handy scissor/tape measure combo simplifies household tasks and significantly reduces the time it takes to complete scrapbook, arts, crafts, and school projects.

More info: Circumcision Scissors

- Huuuge Price Cuts

Adds at least 3 inches!

1982 PORSCHE 928 WITH A BOEING TURBINE ENGINE

TURBINE ENGINES RUN FINE ON DIESEL

POWER STEERING

POWER DISK BRAKES ALL 4

HEATER AND DEF….(BLEED AIR TO HEATER CORE)

NEW PAINT

NEW WHEELS 18"

JVC FM AND CD PLAYER WITH REMOTE

FLAME SHOOTER

17 MPG

OVER 160 MPH

365 HP

700+ FOOT POUNDS OF TORQUE

IT’S A DAILY DRIVER AND A SHOW CAR

USE TO BE NEW

AT LAST AN AIR COOLED 928

Auction Link: Boeing Porsche

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Doodle one or two cocks – the sky is the limit!

Be the picasso of penises with this hilarious cock-a-doodle memo pad. Just draw in the member on the 70s porno-looking guy and add some spice to your notes. Or maybe just draw him some pants. Six different guys throughout the pad

More info: Cock a Doodle Notepad

-Hovercrafts from 1960

This vampire SUCKS!

Count Cockula’s Vampire mouth opening isn’t for the faint of heart. This exclusive Undead pale sleeve color is made from the same patented Real Feel Super Skin material that’s made Fleshlight the #1 selling male sex toy in the world. The amazingly detailed vampire mouth and fangs beg you to drive your wooden stake deep inside.

To ensure an experience all its own, Fleshlight developed a brand new inner texture for Count Cockula called ‘The Fang’. This intensely stimulating texture has dozens of tiny fangs that will gently bite at you until you’re drained of every last drop. Quench your lust and prepare for the ultimate vampire fantasy, but beware, this can will suck you dry!

More info:  Count Cockula

- Caught Wanking

Remember the news of that one poor gut who burned his Schnidelwutz (German slang for Penis) while resting a laptop on it?

Your desktop is for your desk so your laptop should be for your lap, right?  Well, kind of.  Did you know that laptops can reach up to 104 degrees Fahrenheit or 40 degrees Celsius?  How can that possibly be good for you?  Our Laptop Lilo is an inflatable laptop support that not only keeps the heat off of your legs but also provides ventilation so your laptop can keep cool – while looking cool!

More info: Inflatable Laptop Desk

- DVDs and Blu-Rays for only one Dollar

My Birthday is just around the corner and now – penis cake like this is not what I’m looking forward to.

[via: yes but no but yes]

- 2010 Sundance Film Festival Underway

So, went inside this ceramic museum in Valencia – which is in this awesome palace. Great interior and then there was this. Penis Asparagus all bundled up and ready to be eaten. BIZARRE.

Check out images of the whole museum – I promise, it’s actually pretty nice: Marquis de Dos Aguas

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