My Birthday is just around the corner and now – penis cake like this is not what I’m looking forward to.

[via: yes but no but yes]

- 2010 Sundance Film Festival Underway

So, went inside this ceramic museum in Valencia – which is in this awesome palace. Great interior and then there was this. Penis Asparagus all bundled up and ready to be eaten. BIZARRE.

Check out images of the whole museum – I promise, it’s actually pretty nice: Marquis de Dos Aguas

- Design Hotel Valencia

I saw this book in a “design” shop at the airport in Stockholm when I was traveling to Helsinki. Meant to blog about it but oh well, here it is.. the Penis Poke Book. Happy Poking! But I don’t want get any complaints about poked eyes and stuff.

This book contains no nudity. No profanity. No sexual material of any kind. And yet it just might be the most obscene thing we’ve ever published! Penis Pokey is an illustrated board book with a large die-cut hole in its center. Every spread features a dazzling full-color illustration with one thing missing—a banana, perhaps, or a fire hose, or a sea serpent.

Male readers can complete the illustrations using the talents God has given them. Are we serious? Yes! Is this funny? Absolutely! Will this be a terrific hit with college students, bachelorette parties, and exhibitionists of all ages? Of course! Penis Pokey is far and away thestrangest and funniest novelty book we’ve seen in a long, long time.

Lovely Jaime shows off the feature of that book with her mouth:

More info: Penis Pokey Book

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Other people do bunsiness by gut feeling.

And yes. Men! Prevent your camel toes too. I like especially “Our lips are sealed”!

The Cuchini is a comfortable, light-weight material that adheres to any undergarment (panties, bikini, sports attire, etc).  It smoothes the ridges of a woman’s mons pubis area providing a smooth and camouflaged appearance. This eliminates what is commonly known as "Camel Toe."

The Cuchini products are designed by women to provide comfort and convenience.

As we have evolved, hair down there is a thing of the past.  As the landing strip and Brazilian wax have become prominent in today’s world, there is no bush for the cush.  And though Camel Toe may be a  hot topic… it’s not to the gal sporting it!

The "Cuchini."

Smoothes the ridges of a woman’s mons pubis area.
Keeps undergarments clean.
Can be used with or without underwear.

More info: Camel Toe Preventer

- Pussy Suckers

Happy Easter to you all. Hope you are having couple of relaxing days off.

Just wanted to share with you couple of odd easter items. First off this:

Emm …KKK? Also odd Gay KKK?

Of course not – These hooded people are part of Easter processions here in Valencia.

Right before the parade started we got to meet bouncy dunny dog on crack:

There were more processions on Friday. That time held on the beach:

More pictures and a video of the Semana Santa Marinera.

And right before that we saw some kinky The Simpsons Porn:

Easter is always full with surprises! Got a story to share?

- New Nintendo DSi Available Now

Or also called the Trouser Expander. That product shot above freaks me out in so many way and just imagining someon actually using it for real freaks me even out more. It rather looks like a Cancer Expander.

This hilarious gadget is the perfect thing if you’re feeling a little smaller than normal and need to ‘inflate’ yourself a little. With its handy hidden pump you can inflate the trouser expander to give you a more eye catching… well you get the idea!

Great for those cold water ’shrinkage’ moments, for impressing the ladies, or for those who have been teased in the locker room a little to much for their own self esteem! All you need to do is inflate the pouch using the handy rubber pump for some impressive enlargements – with no surgery, pain or bogus medications!

More info: Trouse Expander

- DVD Release Today: The Dark Knight