Good thing I can hang it around my neck … otherwise I probably loose it in my first week of possession.

This amazing mobile phone is a palm sized, full-touchscreen mobile phone, incorporating a hidden USB connection for hooking it upto your computer. Coupled with an innovative and accessible interface you wont have trouble using this phone.

Another special feature is that the Nova is not fixed to any contract or limited to specific networks which means it is compatible with almost every mobile phone network SIM card (apart from Three Mobile). Simply insert your own SIM card or purchase any Pay-as-you-go SIM and you’re good to go!

More info: World’s Smallest Mobile Phone

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If the past is calling don’t pick up, it could be your EX!

Causing the latest outbreak of giddy squeals and badly-executed acrobatics (several members of the Customer Service team are still missing after the human pyramid collapsed) is the Sagemcom Sixty Cordless Telephone. Effortlessly pairing modern functionality with the classic looks of a vintage telephone, the Sixty manages to look high-tech and timeless all at once.

In the base unit the tactile keypad surrounds a lavish LCD touchscreen – all inside a chrome dial. Displaying the time (and numerous other functions) when not in use, the screen lets you easily access your phone book, messages, and phone settings. What’s more, it’ll flash up the caller ID when a call comes in.

More info: Sixties Orange but Cool Cordless Phone

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Jajajajaj, fine I’m going to answer this call. Let me first clean up the blood coming out of my ears.

This is the device that makes the sound of a ringing telephone louder than a train whistle at 500′, insuring that you’ll never miss a call. A slider control adjusts the volume of the device’s strong electronic ring from 80db to a rousing 95db and its tone can be set to one of three different pitches. The ring sounds continuously for four seconds with a four-second pause between each ring. A bright LED flashes along with the ringer to attract attention visually. The ringer plugs into a modular telephone jack and has a built-in extension jack that allows a telephone to be plugged into it. The compact unit stands on a desktop or mounts to a wall.

More: The 95 Decibel Telephone Ringer

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It’s kind of odd for me to a brand new phone first on eBay but here we go. Looks tiny and I kind of like it.

This All New Motorola FlipOut, Droid phone comes Brand new and never been used. It comes factory Unlocked for any GSM and it will work with any GSM SIM card in the WORLD. This Brand New Motorola FlipOut, Droid phone comes from Motorola warehouse and has no network brand, it is not a verizon CDMA model and will not work with Verizon or Sprint. This phone just came out on the market, be the first to have this great phone. We have them in stock now, READY TO BE SHIPPED!

Auction Link: Flipout Phone

[via: Engadget]

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I don’t even know how many times I have cell phones in my life – until I got the iPhone. Losing that would ruin my life, so I better don’t. But having a device like that would never make you loose a phone again and even more important never make you forget leaving a phone at home.

This is the wireless watchdog that sounds an alarm when you and your cell phone are separated by more than 30 feet. Slipped onto a key ring or clipped to a belt, this Bluetooth device will vibrate, flash its LED light, and beep when its paired cell phone is left behind at a table or in a taxi, or taken from an open purse. It also signals incoming calls, functions as a remote Bluetooth speakerphone, and doubles as a piercing panic alarm with an emergency number auto dialer.

More info: Cell Phone Watchdog

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Problem is … every baby these days what smack those phone right against the wall, demanding one with a touch screen. Babies ain’t stupid!

The Hellophone is designed with your wee geek in mind. It’s durable, colorful, and has big friendly buttons that are easy for little fingers to press. This flip phone allows you to record voices, playback messages, and hear songs and sounds. Parents or other loved ones can record their voices so baby can hear them over and and over at the push of a button. After all, we have to train our wee geeks in the fine art of cell phone etiquette, why not start when they’re 18 months old? Just make sure they put the phone away while driving their Fisher Price red coupe.

More info: Hello Baby Phone

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Pop in the SIM card and off you go Mr/Mrs Superagent!

A watch so good looking, you may actually forget it’s your mobile phone

Lightweight and compact, the handsome Burg Watch Phone will revolutionize the way you communicate with family, friends and associates. It features a gorgeus three-hand analog watch face with a built-in microphone and speaker and includes a headset for hands-free calling. It works with your SIM card, or any prepaid SIM card and talk away, (SIM card not inclueded.) Built-in battery provides up to 60 minutes of talk time.

More info: Affordable Watch Phone

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My hate for Apple is growing – first it was a freaking nightmare to get an iPhone 3G (mostly because of Movistar) and now due to our new travel project I would like to use the iPhone in other countries without getting charged roaming (I mean, we are only going to be living in Spain 3-5 month a year).

Funny thing is – we paid off our phone, fulfilled our 18 Month contract and now please we would like to have it unlocked to pop in every attractive prepaid sim cards anywhere we go. In other countries it’s not a biggy, Switzerland or Germany for example. You call your carrier, they add your IMEI number to a database and within 24-48 hours you will see this when you hook up your iPhone to iTunes:

Nope not in Spain! When the first 3G phone contracts ended Movistar didn’t really know what to do with all the request and they actually did unlock phones but this apparently has changed.

In the store they tell you to call Movistar support – telephone support says NO you have to call Apple – Apple says go to the store and so on. After 15 phone calls we are giving up! They won’t unlock an other iPhone and that’s that. It’s not in their interest and in Spain nobody is forcing them (yet) to unlock iPhones.

I don’t know what they are trying to do? The phone now is mine and I want to use it with any other carrier!!! Why are they pissing me off? What do they get out of it? Nothing!

Well – I will never ever buy an other Apple product or send Movistar anymore business. That’s what they get! I’m sick of big companies treating us costumers this way.

So what to do now? Mike’s iPhone still runs 3.1.2 so we gave that phone it’s freedom but I have to wait for my iPhone until there is a 3.1.3 solution.

And for the future?  Buying a locked phone is a bad idea, especially if you are traveling a lot or just want have the freedom to choose from any carrier or prepaid card. Unlocked phones ( smartphones) are at first way more expensive but believe me you will save tons at the end.

Also Apple’s mobile phone operating system is a fine thing but ANDROID is growing slowly but steady (seems like I’m not the only one not being too happy with the iPhone).

If I would have the budget I would hammer the iPhone to death and make a nice HD Youtube video out of it and buy myself a nice HTC phone like this one:

More info: HTC HD2

Who else is frustrated with their iPhone situation?

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Brrrrr! I would never answer that phone – TOO SCARED!

The Skull Phone has a handset that is accessible by removing the face from the skeleton. In addition to ringing, the eyes will light up to let you know you have an incoming call. When not in use the skull will sit quietly alongside all your other body part decorations.

More info: Skull Phone

Is that the 2009 fashion / geek item we are still waiting for? Strap on microwave next?

And it can also make a fashion statement! our patented Wrist Cell Phone Carrier conveniently holds your cell phone in comfort (no bulging pockets or digging through your purse or briefcase!) Best of all, it can be quickly and easily flipped open to answer with a flick of the wrist. This innovative accessory uses sturdy Velcro to insure the safety of your phone and has been extensively tested by active joggers, cyclists, skate boarders, fishermen, hunters and business people. Available in Fashion Leather-Look (Black or Pink), Black Sports/Action Neoprene or Classic Blue Denim. Adjustable to fit all wrists and cell phone models – makes a fantastic gift!

More info: Wrist Cell Phone Carrier

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