Halloween is just around the corner and I will totally miss it. Going to be flying back right before the holiday and will be sitting in the plane while the rest of the US will get spooked. So, since I’m missing out on it … readers, you have to be extra scary to make up for me not being there.

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A charming way to signal that the office coffee sucks!

Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet? This silly toilet-shaped mug holds up to 12oz of your favorite hot beverage and will make your co-workers do a double take. The hand painted Toilet Mug makes a great gag gift for any coffee or tea lover, and will gross out anyone who has a weak stomach.

More info: Toilet Mug

- Realistic looking spider web for Halloween

It is what it is. No other word could describe it better.

It’s Poo In A Can! The only really stinky imitation of its kind! Form it into a pile of doo as you spray from the can. Very realistic & smelly! Sure to disgust everyone. 150ml. Must go ground shipping. Sorry, no express, rush delivery or gift wrap available.

More info: Spray Cacas

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Try this with an veteran and you won’t be laughing much.

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Eat this for your office lunch break and there is not doubt you are working too much!

Kooky Chew comes in its very own little dog bowl. Inside is 2 1/2 ounces of crunchy cookie kibbles and bits, just like Rover eats. As a bonus, you also get a candy bone.

Put your Kooky Chew next to Rover’s dish and the two of you can chow down together.  And who knows? Before long, you may be chasing cars and drinking out of the toilet!

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Sorry for the odd posts so far today – but I’m in some kind of weird kinky prank mood. It must be the heat

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To start an office rumor or two.

Our personalized prank porn DVD case is the ultimate prank! Get back at your friends, family and co-workers with a completely realistic and personalized porno package. Leave it lying around your buddy’s house. Bring one into work. The next time your at a party, show off what you just happened to find at the video store. Add their name to the front and back of each case as well as a feature photo to add that extra punch of humility!

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OMG, this is sooo evil. I mean everyone will fall for it. I hope I don’t have evil friends who’d play pranks like this one me.

Is this not like the BEST prank gift ever? C’mon, what’s better than fooling your friends (or poor old gullible Grandpa, in our case) into believing they’ve just hit the jackpot on a bunch of super realistic looking lotto ticket scratchers?

The great thing about these tickets is the prize amount – $50,000 isn’t too large a sum for this prank to be completely farfetched, yet still big enough to have them raising their hands in the air, shoutin’ hallelujah to the heavens, and telling their beloved grandson that they finally have enough moolah to buy that super motor-powered wheelchair they’ve been eyin’ for years now! Oh Grandpas – they’re just too easy to fool, it’s impossible to resist.

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My first initial reaction: Want’s it! More outrages gift boxes.

Never judge a gift by its box! Our Gravy Fountain Gag Gift Box is decorated with a fictional product that is sure to confuse and disappoint the victim of your prank! Watch in delight as they try to process the concept of a Gravy Fountain. Enjoy the awkward and insincere expression of gratitude they offer as the idea of getting a lame gift begins to sink in. And finally, witness their relief as they open the box to find your real gift inside!

More info: Gravy Fountain Gift Box

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Even better than just plain tea bagging.

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