I just don’t get it. What’s up with this obsession with poofy lips which it seems Angelina Jolie (aka Hamburger Lips) started.Now use the suction ball to look as “sexy” as her!

When I was a teen I was sucking on a glass until the vacuum was sealing it on my lips. Funny .. hahah. After 5 minutes or so I had huge giant hicky around my lips. Which made me look like a clown. And yes, of course I had to go to school next day. Just so you know. Pretty sure that poofy lip maker above won’t create such suction, only nice and poofy, giant, sexy lips. Happy pumping!

No injections, no pain, no nonsense tingling cream.

Most beauty experts agree that plump lips are the most important feature for a young and attractive look. CosmeSearch, Inc, a leader in innovative beauty products, has invented a new lip plumping and enhancing system. Here is how it works: Micro Collagen Plumping Balm will penetrate and hydrate the lips. The Plumping Device gently activates molecules, dramatically increases lip size by plumping up lips naturally. Fuller lips don’t have to cost a fortune.

More info: DIY Giant, Huge maybe Sexy Lip Set

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Or also called the Trouser Expander. That product shot above freaks me out in so many way and just imagining someon actually using it for real freaks me even out more. It rather looks like a Cancer Expander.

This hilarious gadget is the perfect thing if you’re feeling a little smaller than normal and need to ‘inflate’ yourself a little. With its handy hidden pump you can inflate the trouser expander to give you a more eye catching… well you get the idea!

Great for those cold water ’shrinkage’ moments, for impressing the ladies, or for those who have been teased in the locker room a little to much for their own self esteem! All you need to do is inflate the pouch using the handy rubber pump for some impressive enlargements – with no surgery, pain or bogus medications!

More info: Trouse Expander

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