Suck! I mean if I would have known about this spray when I was younger I would have sprayed and have the men come to me. Instead I thought I was the “only” one. Also good for pranking an uber straight homophobe! You will be in for a good ROFL! Just sneak spray him.

Natural Gay Attraction Body Mist using 100% Natural Aromatherapy designed to help bring Gay Men to you for sex and friendship.Spray it, go out & have fun. Can be sprayed on you or where you want Men to come to.Great as a pick up in clubs , bars, meeting places. Wear it daily and you will be surprised wher you meet other Gays and where you start picking up other men. This scent is designed specifically for Gay Men. Man To Man was created after years of study to naturally help Gays Attract other Gays.

One review goes like this:

I got this hoping it would end a long dry spell, and got a lot more than I bargained for. Before the UPS guy came around (yes, I’m a sucker for the Boys in Brown!) I applied a liberal dose of the spray. Well, it certainly got the UPS guy’s attention…. and my cube-mate, Bob, Chuck from accounting, the team of IT guys across the hall, my boss, HIS boss… I guess you can see where I’m going with this. I had to flee for my life.

I’m writing this from a women’s retreat center. They were kind enough to take me in until the spray wears off, but I’m not sure if they can hold out. The local high school boys swim team broke into the compound twice already, and we’re thinking of moving me out to the desert….

More info: Gay Attraction Body Mist

- Gay Bargains

Sorry for the delay… meant to  blog the winner of this fantastic sex gadget couple of days ago. So without any further delay … drum roll please…! The lucky winner is:

Jason S.!

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!

The odd thing is that way more male readers took part in this clitoris stimulating giveaway. Good guys trying to win a Sqweel for their wifes and girlfriends.

Don’t be upset in case you really wanted one too but you didn’t win this time. There are tons of them here waiting to get purchased by you (couple of days ago they were sold out, act fast … they might sell out again soon. X-Mas is right around the corner)

Buy it now: Sqweel

- Dirty Biatches

You got until 28th of this month to win this wonderful, unique and satisfying sex gadget called Sqweel. This is just a reminder in case you missed this RGS giveaway.

More info: Sqweel

P.S. A quick travel update … I’m now half way through my time in the US. Atlanta job went well and took actually tons of images of the city. Very contrasty!!! I actually got very sick from a yucky Reuben sandwich I had at the Bagel House ( if you follow me on twitter you already know that). Then I went off to Pittsburgh, which totally surprised me. Very neat city. Then family time in Springfield, OH and Indianapolis. Now hanging at a beautiful lake in Kentucky. Once back in Valencia I will post pictures of my trip. And if you want to make my trip more enjoyable you might want to send a little happy day donation my way. Sorry for the lack of posts again. Will be back November first.

In an earlier RGS I asked – How many licks does it take? Getting you excited for the revolution in female Orgasm. Here it is:

Did I promise too much? Rotating tongues in a nice and handy design.

World Exclusive! Sqweel ® is a revolution in orgasms! The sensational new patent-pending oral sex simulator has a wheel of ten teasing tongues that will lap you to orgasm time and time again. Sorry guys, you’re not even needed for oral sex any more!

Sqweel ® is a patent-pending sex toy for women (and their partners!) designed to simulate the sensation of oral sex.

Forget everything you thought you knew about sex toys – LoveHoney Sqweel is different. It doesn’t vibrate. It doesn’t thrust. It doesn’t just provide quick, semi-satisfying orgasms. Its unique wheel of tongues provides easily controlled stimulation at just the speed you need to deliver deeper, long-lasting, more ‘real’ sheet-clenching orgasms – whenever you want them.

International sex expert Tracey Cox says: "Sqweel feels completely different to a vibrator and while it’s not a tongue, it’s the closest you’ll ever get to it! It’s an entirely different sensation, so human it’s almost eerie. Own one of these and a vibrator and your boyfriend should be seriously worried!"

Who wants it? RGS is giving away one never used Sqweel for your pleasure.

What do you have to do for it? Well, first visit their site:

SQWEEL

1. Scroll down and make a note on how many speeds this cunnilingus simulator is offering.

2. Promote RGS or your favorite RGS post any way you want. But you need to be able to proof that you made RGS a little more famous. Blog, Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr are just some ideas.

Then either email me jogi21**************************************AT*************************gmail.com (without the stars) or leave a comment with the number of speeds and the url where I can see that you promoted RGS.

This will give you one chance to win this $50 value sex gadget.

I will announce one lucky winner (male or female) on October 28th.

Good luck and in case you want to be one of the first ones to find out when there is a new giveaway either subscribe to the RGS RSS FEED or follow me on Twitter.

Can’t wait for the 2 weeks to pass down to get your hands on a Sqweel?

Buy it now here: Sqweel

This company sent me an email and asking if I would be interested in checking out their sex gadget. I’m not allowed to mention the name of this revolutionary sex toy before the official launch.

2 days ago I received the package and I must say … BWOAH! Never seen anything like this before and the only thing which comes to my mind is:

How many licks does it take ……?

Since this sex toy is more for the ladies I will be giving it away to one of the RGS readers (male or female).

Subscribe to the RSS Feed or follow RGS on Twitter to be one of the first ones to find out.

Meanwhile check out their teaser site: A Revolution In Orgasms

And again, this toy is truly unique and you would be one of the first people in the world to use this pleasure gadget. So keep an eye on RGS. You might have to act fast.

Photo credit: LonelyBob

In South Korea on the island of Cheju also known as honeymoon island is this really bizarre sex amusement park for adults. And I thought Windows of the World in Shenzhen was weird. Also wondering if the penis ice cream had something to do with this park.

Again, wouldn’t it be nice to set up a whole photo project on weird amusement parks from around the world. Anyone wants to sponsor?

More images:

Watchmen?

- Hostels in Korea & Love Hotels in Japan

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Your very own Austin Powers space love shack can be yours now!

Here we have one of the most famous props in the whole Original Austin Powers film featuring the groovy silver CryoEgg from the first Austin Powers film. It can very memorably be seen in the beginning of the film where "Dr. Evil" escapes to outer space and hibernates for 30 years to return and take over the world. 

Auction Link: 1997 Austin Powers Dr. Evil Cryochamber Egg

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Watch out for this turtle it will hump any and or everything which comes it way.

Video: Horny as Fuck

- These prices make you go horny

Don’t have a date yet for Valentine’s Day? Well maybe you sprinkle some of the fragrance called Sex Panther on your forehead.

According to Anchorman’s Brian Fantana, Sex Panther Cologne is illegal in nine countries. It’s also made with bits of real panther* and works every time 60% of the time.

Quite honestly, if you don’t get lucky wearing Sex Panther we can only assume you’ve got a face like a bucket of smashed crabs. Or something like that. Women will be reduced to slobbering heaps of desire once they get a whiff, so don’t even try wearing it if you’re not manly. A moustache helps too.

More info: Sex Panther Fragrance

- Movie Twitters

I have been collection couple of cool and new products targeting people in love or people trying to break the ice between you and a secretly loved one. This list will might have the right thing if you are looking for the little odd, unique gift for Valentine’s day. And if you are looking for gifts a little less romantic or love oriented – check out the Random Good Stuff Ultimate Gift Guide.

Holographic Candlelit Dinner Kit

Any other human, when presented with a nice romantic candlelit dinner with the "significant-other" of their choice, would probably see hearts floating in their eyes. You, however, are one of those above-average superhumans (aka "Geek"), and as such are not as easily swayed by simple biological imperatives, and chances are good your chosen mate is as much geek as you are.

Included in this kit is a candle, for creating that point-source of light (photons a by-product of the combustion of parrafin), and two thin-film glasses etched with a pattern designed to diffuse the light-waves into a heart-shaped rainbows.

More info: Holographic Candlelit Dinner Kit

My Punny Valentine:

Everybody loves a great pun, especially on valentine’s day. give one to your little brother (watch him squeal!), your mother -in-law, (she’ll love it!) and your boss may just give you that raise. SPREAD THE LOVE.

More info: My Punny Valentine

You & Wall Clock

Share precious moments, always, with our You & Me Wall Clock. Write on and affix multiple hands to this 24 hour clock face that designate the time zones of your favorite people and places. This contemporary piece makes it possible for far flung peoples to think of one another. Comes with six blank spare hands and a marker.

More info: You & Me Wall Clock

Heart Shaped Box of Chocolates Plush Dog Toy

Chocolate is a guilty pleasure for both people and especially dogs, but with our Heart Shaped Box of Chocolates Plush Dog Toy, your pooch can indulge to its heart’s content! This cute set of three sumptuous and soft "truffles" nestled on top of the heart-shaped toy will bring the sweet side out of any hound. Perfect for Valentine’s Day or anytime you want to show your dog how much you care!

More info: Heart Shaped Box of Chocolates Plush Dog Toy

Human Key Kinky Holder

You’ll never lose your keys again with these Human Key Holders mounted to the wall. These holders come in either His or Hers and with another key that’s used to attach your house keys. Simply attach your keys to the key provided, and insert the key into the male or female forms.

More info: Human Key Kinky Holder

Drunkard Magnet & Bottle Openers

This set of Drunkard Magnet & Bottle Openers (set of 3) is the perfect gift for the beer lover in your life. These magnets feature male figurines in different stages of intoxication peering over blocks that read "drink," "drank," and "drunk." The backsides of the blocks are magnetic and can to stuck on the refrigerator as fun decor; they also double as bottle openers. Sold as a set of three. One "drink," one "drank," and one "drunk."

More info: Drunkard Magnet & Bottle Openers

Perfect Wine Thermometer

With our Wine Thermometer, you can enjoy your wine at the temperature that it was meant to be enjoyed at. This cuff shaped thin thermometer clips right onto the front of a regular 750 mL wine bottle. After a few seconds, the temperature of the wine luminates on the front.

The front of the thermal band shows what the ideal temperature for each variety of wine should be. Show 20 wines etched above the thermal numbers, from Sparkling Wine to Pinot to Cabernets, to help you find the ideal temperature to enjoy your wine at. No batteries needed. Stainless steel with a thermal band.

More info: Wine Thermometer

Key to your Heart

A wonderful metaphor about love, the heart lock necklace’s romantic sentiment is balanced by heavy, industrial materials to keep it from being overly sweet. Showcasing his exquisite craftsmanship, Thomas Mann’s sterling silver, brass and bronze heart necklace is sure to be a treasured keepsake for years to come.

More info: Key to your Heart

Play Love Mail

Forget boxes of chocolate! This Valentine’s Day, mailboxes will be the sweetest gifts around. The "Let’s Play Mail" special Valentine set is a handmade felt and wool toy that encourages imaginative play, self-expression, reading, writing and, of course, lots of love.

The charming gray mailbox comes complete with a flag to flip up and down, two valentines, two envelopes, six address labels, stamps, two picture valentine messages and three messages. Children can send dad an "I love you" letter, send mom a "Be Mine" valentine and send a "Best Friend" note to their pals. A classic toy that will cultivate family interaction and lots of hugs and kisses.

More info: Play Love Mail

Heart Cake Pan

A tasty way to say "I love you!" Special cake pans have a patented recessed design that creates a heart-shaped contour you can fill with ice cream, mousse, fruit, and more! Just bake, fill, flip and frost! The premium non-stick coating allows easy release so cakes unmold perfectly from the pans.

More info: Heart Cake Pan

Heart Ice Cube Tray

A heart of ice is somewhat unfairly regarded as a bad thing, especially when you think of all the cool (groan) things ice can be used for. Our favourite, and I’m sure you’ll agree, is using it to transform what would normally be a lukewarm offering from the drinks cupboard into a refreshing tipple to be enjoyed after a long days graft. Now you can fashion your own ice cubes using the Love Heart Ice Cube Tray.

What better way to melt your partner’s heart than to have them melt yours in their favourite drink? Each cube even has their own Cupid’s arrow which can be used to stir your tipple of choice (for what is a G and T without a stirrer?). All you need to do is fill the ice cube tray with water and bung it in the freezer. When the ice has frozen you’ll have four Love Hearts, ice cold and ready to plonk in your drink. Melt your loved ones heart with the Love Heart Ice Cube Tray.

More info: Heart Ice Cube Tray

Spin Me Love Game

We’ve all played Spin the Bottle so what’s so great about this version? Well, in a nutshell, it’s a bit naughty. Interested? You should be because Spin Me is one of the most entertaining, provocative, phwoar-blimey games we’ve played in ages. The idea is to place the elegant ceramic bottle on its side and give it a twirl. When the bottle stops, whoever it’s pointing at must pull out one of several ‘Adventure Strips’ and perform the required task.

More info: Spin Me Love Game

Naughty Love Knot

Calling all ladies! The incredibly risqué Naughty Knot enables you, yes you, to be the present. Simply strip off, swathe yourself in this one-piece satin bow and prepare to be unwrapped by your drooling beau. Is it getting hot in here or what?

More info: Naughty Love Knot

Heart Ear Buds

People will stop and do a double take when you pass by wearing these ear buds! So what if people think you have hearts flying out of your ears? Why listen to good music with the same ordinary, boring ear buds that everyone else uses? Stand out! Be distinctive!

More info: Heart Ear Buds

Hear Flying Lantern – Very Romantic

Once lit, the fuel block fills the canopy of your Love Heart Lantern with enough hot air to make it lift off the ground and drift through the air in a calm, serene spectacle leaving you transfixed. The lantern itself is flame proof and it’s all completely biodegradable, so no need to worry about your romantic gesture crashing to the ground in flames or spending the rest of eternity on a rubbish heap. Let your love soar into the sky next Valentine’s Day – who knows where it might end up?

More info: Hear Flying Lantern – Very Romantic

If this is not enough check out this: More Gifts For Valentine’s Day