This is the strangest and most funny restaurant menu I’ve ever read. I would never go to a restaurant like this and it really makes me wonder who would. What am I talking about? Well … let me translate for you… these are actual dishes from this erotic restaurant in Buenos Aires:

• You Scream with Ecstasy While You Beg for Penetration
• Of Brazing Lips and Inflamed Desires
• I Tear Out Enjoyment from Your Warm Treasure with My Flaming Tongue
• You Indecently Drank the Eruption of My Pleasure

OMG! Changed my mind! For more menu items click the link below and enjoy!

Link: Aphrodisiac Restaurant

- Everything you need to know about Buenos Aires

Because telling the bee story is just not doing it anymore! When I was 14 I knew about sexual education than my mom. Kids know what’s going on – no reason to treat them like stupid babies.

• 19-piece 3D puzzle of the human female reproductive system
• Comes complete with stand and illustrated guidebook
• Highly detailed finish with collectible quality
• Warning: Choking Hazard- small parts. Not for children under 3 years
• Recommended age: 8+

More info: Female Reproductive System 3D Anatomy Model AND Male Reproductive System 3D Anatomy Model

- Information on Sexual Education

This vampire SUCKS!

Count Cockula’s Vampire mouth opening isn’t for the faint of heart. This exclusive Undead pale sleeve color is made from the same patented Real Feel Super Skin material that’s made Fleshlight the #1 selling male sex toy in the world. The amazingly detailed vampire mouth and fangs beg you to drive your wooden stake deep inside.

To ensure an experience all its own, Fleshlight developed a brand new inner texture for Count Cockula called ‘The Fang’. This intensely stimulating texture has dozens of tiny fangs that will gently bite at you until you’re drained of every last drop. Quench your lust and prepare for the ultimate vampire fantasy, but beware, this can will suck you dry!

More info:  Count Cockula

- Caught Wanking

They should make those not just for dolls but also for humans! Man!

For those who have the Love Body Aki or Risa dolls, here’s a little something extra for you. This is the Nipplen add on, which can be placed on your Love Body doll for that extra added fun and pleasure. Made of a realistic skin like material, it’s easy to clean and easy to apply on to the doll. Simply peel back the adhesive layer and stick on the doll where the nipples should be. Adds extra excitement when a camisole or shirt is worn with the doll. This is a pair of Nipplen nipples that comes in a box that measures 8×15 cm (3.1×6 inches)

More info: Fake  Nipples

So handy – you come clean out of the shower after acting all sexy. True time saver.

Never freeze again with this double shower head! It’s happened to us all – you’re in the shower with your partner and one of you is freezing, the other boiling!

Perfect for those frisky moments in the shower, this double shower head will keep you both suitably warm and wet.

With 4 settings: Full body spray ( both heads), pulsating massage ( both head), full body spray / pulsating massage ( one head of each) and body spray / pulsating massage (both heads with combined settings) this unit is perfect for couples or on your own for a full on shower experience.

More info: Dual Sex Showerhead

- Bringing Sexy Back

The spray for the movie “Inside Deep Throat” ? Numb your senses because the movie kind of sucked?

Comfortably Numb is a flavored desensitizing spray specially formulated to reduce the discomfort associated with oral sex. The refreshing mist contains a mild numbing agent that coats the back of the throat, helping to suppress gag reflex and prevent discomfort during oral sex. Discreet enough to take with you wherever you go, this special spritz doubles as a breath freshener as well.

More info: Deep Throat Spray

- Price Sucking

The first shift game which lets you pick your gender/sex! Girl Power!!!!!

Game link: Alt Shift

- Spanish Vineyard

Here couple of things which could and will help – starting with my favorite love gadget of 2009…

Sqweel!!!

More info: Sqweel

Bleeding Heart Gummy Candy

I love you too much I want to heat you!

Link: Bloody heart for munching

Confetti Vase

Give the gift of science.

More info: Confetti Vase

Loving Horses Magnetic Shaker Set

This is how you do it.

Link: Loving Horses Magnetic Shaker Set

3-D Heart Puzzle

First break the heart then puzzle it up together. BONDING TIME!

Link: 3-D Heart Puzzle

Heart Egg Molder

Oh, I smell eggs – Thank you for making breakfast honey. Emm, I’m not even in the kitchen! Mystery of the egg smell!

Link: Heart Egg Molder

A Box of Wishes

More info: Semi DIY Valentine Gift

Love Heart Sky Lanterns

Set a heart or two on fire and let them huuiiiii fly! How romantic is that, he?

Link: Love Heart Sky Lanterns

Diamond Keyring

More Info: Fake but fancy bling

The Mutual Gift

Who will profit from it most?

Link: Guide to Eating Out while staying in

- Cheap Valentine Gifts for a Minging Date

Interesting. Google is the best shrink!

- Colored Blowing Bubbles 4 Fun

Suck! I mean if I would have known about this spray when I was younger I would have sprayed and have the men come to me. Instead I thought I was the “only” one. Also good for pranking an uber straight homophobe! You will be in for a good ROFL! Just sneak spray him.

Natural Gay Attraction Body Mist using 100% Natural Aromatherapy designed to help bring Gay Men to you for sex and friendship.Spray it, go out & have fun. Can be sprayed on you or where you want Men to come to.Great as a pick up in clubs , bars, meeting places. Wear it daily and you will be surprised wher you meet other Gays and where you start picking up other men. This scent is designed specifically for Gay Men. Man To Man was created after years of study to naturally help Gays Attract other Gays.

One review goes like this:

I got this hoping it would end a long dry spell, and got a lot more than I bargained for. Before the UPS guy came around (yes, I’m a sucker for the Boys in Brown!) I applied a liberal dose of the spray. Well, it certainly got the UPS guy’s attention…. and my cube-mate, Bob, Chuck from accounting, the team of IT guys across the hall, my boss, HIS boss… I guess you can see where I’m going with this. I had to flee for my life.

I’m writing this from a women’s retreat center. They were kind enough to take me in until the spray wears off, but I’m not sure if they can hold out. The local high school boys swim team broke into the compound twice already, and we’re thinking of moving me out to the desert….

More info: Gay Attraction Body Mist

- Gay Bargains