I’m just happy my job does to involve getting my picture taking while haven sex. Phew, lucky me

Who is your number 1?
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I like the underwear pants gloves better – but adding these to your outfit = priceless.
Need a little extra warmth under that stocking cap? Tired of scalp irritation from wearing that fedora? You need an Undercap!
Each 95% cotton, 5% spandex cap is just like underwear for your head. Wear it underneath your hat [...]

Daaaarling! Is it five yet?
A hot bath – just you and Jen? A dream which comes true at last. Relax with a cup of tea in the bosom of 5 sexy strippers. Make it real: let’s TeaParty!

More info: Strip Tea
- How to Prevent Camel Toes?

My Pathetic Ex-Boyfriend
May I introduce: The 9th reason why woman rather stay single. Jason you almost got me back! But that wedgie at the end? Emm, no!
Video Link: How NOT to get your Girlfriend back
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- Awesome Terminator Factory Sculpture

 
Draw some attention to you on the beach and a girl might even want to sneak a peek if you let them hang freely or not. Wrap this vibrant tartan towel around you for an instant kilt, complete with sporran and pin! It will also be a hit at parties and parades.
More info: Kilt [...]

Is Schweeb the way of transportation of the future? Everyone will be in shape, save money and be a happy person? Schweep got my vote and thumbs up.
Video Link: Schweep – Monorail
- Weird canned food

I just don’t get it. What’s up with this obsession with poofy lips which it seems Angelina Jolie (aka Hamburger Lips) started.Now use the suction ball to look as “sexy” as her!
When I was a teen I was sucking on a glass until the vacuum was sealing it on my lips. Funny .. [...]