I’m just happy my job does to involve getting my picture taking while haven sex. Phew, lucky me

Who is your number 1?

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I like the underwear pants gloves better – but adding these to your outfit = priceless.

Need a little extra warmth under that stocking cap? Tired of scalp irritation from wearing that fedora? You need an Undercap!

Each 95% cotton, 5% spandex cap is just like underwear for your head. Wear it underneath your hat for extra warmth and protection! Wear it by itself for a wacky new fashion statement! Hundreds of uses!

Fits most adult heads.

More info: Underwear Cap

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Daaaarling! Is it five yet?

A hot bath – just you and Jen? A dream which comes true at last. Relax with a cup of tea in the bosom of 5 sexy strippers.
Make it real: let’s TeaParty!

More info: Strip Tea

- How to Prevent Camel Toes?

My Pathetic Ex-Boyfriend

May I introduce: The 9th reason why woman rather stay single. Jason you almost got me back! But that wedgie at the end? Emm, no!

Video Link: How NOT to get your Girlfriend back

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- Awesome Terminator Factory Sculpture

Draw some attention to you on the beach and a girl might even want to sneak a peek if you let them hang freely or not. Wrap this vibrant tartan towel around you for an instant kilt, complete with sporran and pin! It will also be a hit at parties and parades.

More info: Kilt Beach Towel

- Hot Action: Beach Rugby

Is Schweeb the way of transportation of the future? Everyone will be in shape, save money and be a happy person? Schweep got my vote and thumbs up.

Video Link: Schweep – Monorail

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I just don’t get it. What’s up with this obsession with poofy lips which it seems Angelina Jolie (aka Hamburger Lips) started.Now use the suction ball to look as “sexy” as her!

When I was a teen I was sucking on a glass until the vacuum was sealing it on my lips. Funny .. hahah. After 5 minutes or so I had huge giant hicky around my lips. Which made me look like a clown. And yes, of course I had to go to school next day. Just so you know. Pretty sure that poofy lip maker above won’t create such suction, only nice and poofy, giant, sexy lips. Happy pumping!

No injections, no pain, no nonsense tingling cream.

Most beauty experts agree that plump lips are the most important feature for a young and attractive look. CosmeSearch, Inc, a leader in innovative beauty products, has invented a new lip plumping and enhancing system. Here is how it works: Micro Collagen Plumping Balm will penetrate and hydrate the lips. The Plumping Device gently activates molecules, dramatically increases lip size by plumping up lips naturally. Fuller lips don’t have to cost a fortune.

More info: DIY Giant, Huge maybe Sexy Lip Set

- Super Cheap Fashion

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It’s like peeling a banana.

Ninette van Kamp’s pieces use artfully placed seams, beads, and textured fabric to create intimate, temporary patterns in the skin. Using luxury fabrics and materials these special jewel-encrusted undergarments explore how beauty and suffering are subtly intertwined. 

Line includes the Bejewelled Bra, the Bejewelled knickers, and the Glitterati bodysuit.

More info: Pattern on the Butt

- Neglected Gems: Murder on a Sunday Morning

I have been collection couple of cool and new products targeting people in love or people trying to break the ice between you and a secretly loved one. This list will might have the right thing if you are looking for the little odd, unique gift for Valentine’s day. And if you are looking for gifts a little less romantic or love oriented – check out the Random Good Stuff Ultimate Gift Guide.

Holographic Candlelit Dinner Kit

Any other human, when presented with a nice romantic candlelit dinner with the "significant-other" of their choice, would probably see hearts floating in their eyes. You, however, are one of those above-average superhumans (aka "Geek"), and as such are not as easily swayed by simple biological imperatives, and chances are good your chosen mate is as much geek as you are.

Included in this kit is a candle, for creating that point-source of light (photons a by-product of the combustion of parrafin), and two thin-film glasses etched with a pattern designed to diffuse the light-waves into a heart-shaped rainbows.

More info: Holographic Candlelit Dinner Kit

My Punny Valentine:

Everybody loves a great pun, especially on valentine’s day. give one to your little brother (watch him squeal!), your mother -in-law, (she’ll love it!) and your boss may just give you that raise. SPREAD THE LOVE.

More info: My Punny Valentine

You & Wall Clock

Share precious moments, always, with our You & Me Wall Clock. Write on and affix multiple hands to this 24 hour clock face that designate the time zones of your favorite people and places. This contemporary piece makes it possible for far flung peoples to think of one another. Comes with six blank spare hands and a marker.

More info: You & Me Wall Clock

Heart Shaped Box of Chocolates Plush Dog Toy

Chocolate is a guilty pleasure for both people and especially dogs, but with our Heart Shaped Box of Chocolates Plush Dog Toy, your pooch can indulge to its heart’s content! This cute set of three sumptuous and soft "truffles" nestled on top of the heart-shaped toy will bring the sweet side out of any hound. Perfect for Valentine’s Day or anytime you want to show your dog how much you care!

More info: Heart Shaped Box of Chocolates Plush Dog Toy

Human Key Kinky Holder

You’ll never lose your keys again with these Human Key Holders mounted to the wall. These holders come in either His or Hers and with another key that’s used to attach your house keys. Simply attach your keys to the key provided, and insert the key into the male or female forms.

More info: Human Key Kinky Holder

Drunkard Magnet & Bottle Openers

This set of Drunkard Magnet & Bottle Openers (set of 3) is the perfect gift for the beer lover in your life. These magnets feature male figurines in different stages of intoxication peering over blocks that read "drink," "drank," and "drunk." The backsides of the blocks are magnetic and can to stuck on the refrigerator as fun decor; they also double as bottle openers. Sold as a set of three. One "drink," one "drank," and one "drunk."

More info: Drunkard Magnet & Bottle Openers

Perfect Wine Thermometer

With our Wine Thermometer, you can enjoy your wine at the temperature that it was meant to be enjoyed at. This cuff shaped thin thermometer clips right onto the front of a regular 750 mL wine bottle. After a few seconds, the temperature of the wine luminates on the front.

The front of the thermal band shows what the ideal temperature for each variety of wine should be. Show 20 wines etched above the thermal numbers, from Sparkling Wine to Pinot to Cabernets, to help you find the ideal temperature to enjoy your wine at. No batteries needed. Stainless steel with a thermal band.

More info: Wine Thermometer

Key to your Heart

A wonderful metaphor about love, the heart lock necklace’s romantic sentiment is balanced by heavy, industrial materials to keep it from being overly sweet. Showcasing his exquisite craftsmanship, Thomas Mann’s sterling silver, brass and bronze heart necklace is sure to be a treasured keepsake for years to come.

More info: Key to your Heart

Play Love Mail

Forget boxes of chocolate! This Valentine’s Day, mailboxes will be the sweetest gifts around. The "Let’s Play Mail" special Valentine set is a handmade felt and wool toy that encourages imaginative play, self-expression, reading, writing and, of course, lots of love.

The charming gray mailbox comes complete with a flag to flip up and down, two valentines, two envelopes, six address labels, stamps, two picture valentine messages and three messages. Children can send dad an "I love you" letter, send mom a "Be Mine" valentine and send a "Best Friend" note to their pals. A classic toy that will cultivate family interaction and lots of hugs and kisses.

More info: Play Love Mail

Heart Cake Pan

A tasty way to say "I love you!" Special cake pans have a patented recessed design that creates a heart-shaped contour you can fill with ice cream, mousse, fruit, and more! Just bake, fill, flip and frost! The premium non-stick coating allows easy release so cakes unmold perfectly from the pans.

More info: Heart Cake Pan

Heart Ice Cube Tray

A heart of ice is somewhat unfairly regarded as a bad thing, especially when you think of all the cool (groan) things ice can be used for. Our favourite, and I’m sure you’ll agree, is using it to transform what would normally be a lukewarm offering from the drinks cupboard into a refreshing tipple to be enjoyed after a long days graft. Now you can fashion your own ice cubes using the Love Heart Ice Cube Tray.

What better way to melt your partner’s heart than to have them melt yours in their favourite drink? Each cube even has their own Cupid’s arrow which can be used to stir your tipple of choice (for what is a G and T without a stirrer?). All you need to do is fill the ice cube tray with water and bung it in the freezer. When the ice has frozen you’ll have four Love Hearts, ice cold and ready to plonk in your drink. Melt your loved ones heart with the Love Heart Ice Cube Tray.

More info: Heart Ice Cube Tray

Spin Me Love Game

We’ve all played Spin the Bottle so what’s so great about this version? Well, in a nutshell, it’s a bit naughty. Interested? You should be because Spin Me is one of the most entertaining, provocative, phwoar-blimey games we’ve played in ages. The idea is to place the elegant ceramic bottle on its side and give it a twirl. When the bottle stops, whoever it’s pointing at must pull out one of several ‘Adventure Strips’ and perform the required task.

More info: Spin Me Love Game

Naughty Love Knot

Calling all ladies! The incredibly risqué Naughty Knot enables you, yes you, to be the present. Simply strip off, swathe yourself in this one-piece satin bow and prepare to be unwrapped by your drooling beau. Is it getting hot in here or what?

More info: Naughty Love Knot

Heart Ear Buds

People will stop and do a double take when you pass by wearing these ear buds! So what if people think you have hearts flying out of your ears? Why listen to good music with the same ordinary, boring ear buds that everyone else uses? Stand out! Be distinctive!

More info: Heart Ear Buds

Hear Flying Lantern – Very Romantic

Once lit, the fuel block fills the canopy of your Love Heart Lantern with enough hot air to make it lift off the ground and drift through the air in a calm, serene spectacle leaving you transfixed. The lantern itself is flame proof and it’s all completely biodegradable, so no need to worry about your romantic gesture crashing to the ground in flames or spending the rest of eternity on a rubbish heap. Let your love soar into the sky next Valentine’s Day – who knows where it might end up?

More info: Hear Flying Lantern – Very Romantic

If this is not enough check out this: More Gifts For Valentine’s Day

Perfect for pranking people you haven’t seen in a while !

…party in the back! Guaranteed double-takes all around when you don this redneck style hairdo, spilling out from underneath the attached cap. Great gag! So Sexy!

More info: Ponytail Cap

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