Nope – they are not huge gum balls, don’t even think about stuffing them in your mouth!

The Glo Nightlight looks a bit like alien plant life. Its three stems each hold a glowing ball. The base charges the balls up so at night, you can remove them and place them anywhere a little light is needed to scare the monsters away. One by the closet. One under the bed. And one in your geekling’s hands, ready to roll toward any suspicious looking shadows. Because there are no electronics in the Glo balls, they don’t get warm and they won’t break. The glow fades in about 30 minutes, which is just enough time to soothe your wee geek to sleep.

More info: Hand Me a Glow Ball Lamp

- How Is Living in Savannah, GA?

We will be back in Valencia after Bolivia in August!!!! And probably won’t have an AC. Don’t mind sweating during the day but at night! I need to stay cool so I can sleep.

The side meshing will absorb all the outside air into the mat, while you can control the settings by simple buttons next to the fan. The soft cushion and size are also very comfortable, and should fit most people and most beds. All the heat from your body and the room will be sucked into the Soyo mat and then extracted by the fan, meaning a cooler person on top!

More info: Personal Bed Air Conditioner

- Bed Stuff for 1 Dollar

I don’t understand corporations – why not introduce a 15 minute forced nap for everyone instead of handing out tons of coffee? It’s cheaper and people will be way more productive. I take my siesta every day. Can’t do it without it anymore. Give it a try but remember to stay under 20 minutes otherwise you will wake up super grumpy
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Imagine a tough day at work, with long meetings, uncomfortable chairs, and constant strains of patience. Now imagine having the ability to discreetly inflate your Tie and rest your head comfortably anywhere… literally, anywhere. This astonishing technological breakthrough is by far the most innovative advancement in history. What appears to be a very high quality, normal, silk Tie is actually a very high quality, Pillow-Tie.

All you need to do is pop out a small valve on the backside of the tie, blow, and voila! Your Pillow awaits. Then pop the same valve out for a moment of deflation when you’re rested. PURE GENIOUS!

More info: Blow Up Tie Pillow

- Blow Up Prices aka Mega Bargains

It takes me forever to get out of bed in the morning (mostly because I read my morning news on my phone) and sometimes I whish I would have a bed ladder…! No not Bed Bladder… man!

Bed ladder makes getting out of bed easy. The sturdy wooden rungs provide stability and comfortable grips for pulling yourself up without help from others. A great aid for the elderly and people with disabilities. Great for hospitals and care centers. Simply loops around bedposts or bed legs.

More info: Bed Ladder

Our French Bulldog Chucky snores too but if she would do a face like this I could never sleep again. I had to watch her all night and I had to lol my butt off nonstop.

- French Bulldog Shirt

Things didn’t work out in the last relationship? Who cares with this huge heated body pillow. But ladies and boys with a weak bladder be warned!

ull length heated Body Pillow®  provides warmth, comfort and a cozy snuggle buddy while you sleep. The ultra-soft, hypo-allergenic, polyester fiberfill conforms to the shape of your body while you relax, providing therapeutic heat where you need it most. Ideal for expecting mothers, arthritis sufferers, athletes, and nursing homes. Features zip-off washable cover and a 10 heat-setting control with sleep timer, large buttons and 8′cord.

More info: Heated Body Pillow

- Toys Toys Toys

It doesn’t look too cuddly though but looks good.

Linas Kutavicius’ Light Pillow is all about warmth and softness. This pillow shaped light can be placed on the floor (or bed), hung on the wall or used as a chandelier. Any way you use it, you’re sure to have a unique lamp.

More info: Pillow Light

- Gate to Hell

Omg .. it really works .. ZZZZZZzzzZz!!!

- Cyber Hand Trainer (if you know what I mean)

Even better than just plain tea bagging.

Video Link: Sleep Taping

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With this sleeping bag you can camp out anywhere without being scared someone will harm you. Other bears might try to mate with you though! Hopefully you will have catastrophic health insurance if the worst actually happens.

Art by: Eiko Ishizawa