John & Faith Hubley combined animation with the voices of their preschool daughters (Georgia & Emily) to make this Oscar nominated short film.

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I saw this book in a “design” shop at the airport in Stockholm when I was traveling to Helsinki. Meant to blog about it but oh well, here it is.. the Penis Poke Book. Happy Poking! But I don’t want get any complaints about poked eyes and stuff.

This book contains no nudity. No profanity. No sexual material of any kind. And yet it just might be the most obscene thing we’ve ever published! Penis Pokey is an illustrated board book with a large die-cut hole in its center. Every spread features a dazzling full-color illustration with one thing missing—a banana, perhaps, or a fire hose, or a sea serpent.

Male readers can complete the illustrations using the talents God has given them. Are we serious? Yes! Is this funny? Absolutely! Will this be a terrific hit with college students, bachelorette parties, and exhibitionists of all ages? Of course! Penis Pokey is far and away thestrangest and funniest novelty book we’ve seen in a long, long time.

Lovely Jaime shows off the feature of that book with her mouth:

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Related Random Good Stuff Posts: Penis Pump Without Pumping The Penis / Odd Animated Gifs Collection

So, last 3 weeks are over! That means I’m back to my normal schedule aka blogging my fingers bloody. RGS was never as dead as last week – but I was in Wifi no man’s land (Mannheim in Germany) and there to party and not to work.

The day before I went to Germany had the chance to snap couple of images of Valencia’s Half Marathon which was kind of fun – that’s where I took above picture. The guy just came from the emergency stand to get couple of band aids for his bloody nipples. I guess it was his first marathon! But there were tons of others who went over the finish line with bloody T-Shirt stains around their nipple area from running with a too tight of a shirt on. Kind of gross!

And here is an other late Friday nonsense story!

Mommy, I want to be <—NSFW! a pole dancer when I’m grown up. WHAT? Little girl, do you even know what you are talking about? Poling will lower your life of quality and in just some cases you will meet tons of horsemen without paying their Danish, snatching other people’s Canadian passports! But that’s just my opinion. I’d recommend you become a case modder and shuffle in the money that way. It’s not as glamorous but pays the bills in a creative way and it’s somewhat hassle free. You are not even listening anymore! ARG! It looks like you are ballooning away in your thoughts. Stop hiding away and grow up and unfold. Ok, sorry – need to calm down and drink less coffee in a cafe.

The End!

If you think WTF – these stories on Friday’s don’t make sense on purpose and they won’t make more sense if I post them on a Saturday.

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Last week’s story didn’t get any negative feedback so I will continue if I may. Again – keep in mind this story will not make sense to 99,9% of the readers.

Pumpkin beer, pumpkin beer I was screaming. Now I’m holding this freshly brewed fall drink in my monkey hands without even knowing what it contains but it does taste like pure gold. But who cares? I’m on vacation and I should enjoy <— NSFW with every sip I take. And here they come, the first trick or treaters – awww how cute. Hey this boy dressed up like a pixel. I wonder if he comes from Albany.

All of a sudden I’m totally distracted, there is a balloon floating. Help me, I can’t look away. Now it disappeared into the twilight. An orange truck drives by and I lifted my hand to wave. Wow, he goes faster even though he listens to radio than a witch on a bike.

The End.

I wish you all a great Halloween Weekend. Posting can be kind of slow next week since I’m not sure if we will have internet. Thank you all again for supporting Random Good Stuff.

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