Do you want to look pretty you have to be witty? No! Immune against pain and bring a lot of time. This guy must be really love with all kinds of different cameras. He had the tattoo done win 3 long sessions. Ever considered a tattoo. I really like the idea of the glow in the UV Tattoo I blogged about not too long ago. What would be your motive and where? Could you stand the pain? Bzzzz time to get tattooed!

Video Link: Tattoo Stop Motion

- Pain Free Shopping – PROMISSE

Finally! No more crappy tattoos with this automated ink machine. I can imagine you can just scan in the image you like, put it on an USB Stick and head over to your local tattoo machine – upload the image and strap yourself in and go for a ride. Ohhh – I can just see the faces of tattoo artists (humans) right now and calling the machine STUPID and FAKE! Yeah I can see that!

Video Link: Automated Tattoo Machine

- Drinking T-Shirts

Well, unless they have been tattooed on your face.

- Haitian Films

Usually, camel toe is something that is to be avoided. On Halloween, however, this Camille Toe Funny Costume exemplifies the elusive camel toe! This Halloween, wear this aerobics outfit with an enormous camel toe and watch the jaws drop!

Link: Camel your toe here

Doll in a Box Costume

Ladies, do you want to dress like Barbie this Halloween? Men, do you want to get the most laughs at the Halloween party this year? Then you all need to wear this hilarious Doll Box Funny Costume! It is a giant doll box, and when you put it on, you become the doll inside! Wear what you want underneath to make your doll themed – Be a slutty doll, an army doll, a big fat doll, it’s your choice!

More info: Doll in a Box Costume

Rock Out With Your Cock Out Costume

Don’t get caught rocking out with your actual cock out this Halloween! Instead, where this silly Rock Out with your Cock Out Funny Costume, which will make you look like you have a sweet rooster hanging out of your pants! Rock on!

Link: Dick Out Costume

Abominable Snowman Costume

Lurking in the mountain shadows, camouflaged by snow, the Abominable Snowman lies in wait! Our menacing man-beast costume includes furry bodysuit, inflatable shoulders, character mask, hands and feet.

More info: Snowman Costume

Frankenstein Sinatra

Don’t let his winning smile fool you! He’s one swingin mobster monster and he’s dressed to kill–onstage, that is. Be the hippest cat at the party with our cheeky Big Frank costume. Includes jacket, pants, inflatable shoulders, character mask, hands and socks. (Microphone not included.)

More info: Big Frank Costume

Transformers Child Costumes

Wisecracking underdog Bumblebee is an unmatched scout and messenger. The bold and heroic Optimus Prime is the leader of the Autobots and Bumblebee’s mentor. These deluxe 3-D costumes make a great dress-up theme for your children and/or their friends.

Buy it now: Transformer Child Costume

Tattoo Freak Costume

Costume Includes: Tattoo Print Shirt, Mask with Chain Trim. Get ready for a fun Halloween. Comes in three adult sizes. Or wear this costume on any other day to give your parents a heart attack.

Woot Link: Tattoo Freak Costume

Baby Lobster Costume

This costume is very original, and has an elastic bottom so it stretches to fit. The lobster claws are the cutest part. They attach to the hands so whenever the baby is waving its arms, it looks like they are waving their claws! Word of caution: this costume is made of a shiny slippery fabric and may not be ideal for infants that you plan to hold in your arms. Also, be aware that your little one will need to wear a red or orange outfit underneath. The tights are not included in the costume.

More info: Baby Lobster Costume

Sexy G.I. Joe Adult Costume

Conrad Hauser is Duke, the lead soldier in the G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra film  that focuses on his induction to the G.I. Joe Team. Lead the team to an awesome Halloween in this officially licensed G.I. Joe Duke classic muscle costume that celebrates the brawn, brains and guts of G.I. Joe.

Link: Adult G.I. Joe Costume

Michael Jackson Beat It Costume

You’ll be Showin’ how funky strong is your fight in this jammin’ jacket. Includes one Beat it style, crimson, faux leather jacket featuring multiple zipper details around the waist, on the chest and on the detachable sleeves; and shimmering silver embellishments on the shoulders. Put this on and get ready to rock as the renowned talented king of pop.

More info: Michael Jackson Costume

Related Halloween Links: Obama Dracula Mask / Halloween 2009 Inspiration / Stephen King’s IT Clown / Casting Spider Web Gun / Halloween Gadget: Bubble Fogger / Magazine Cover Halloween Costume

OK, it looks and sounds painful.

Why hold back now on the ink. Go nuts like these people in the following video:

- The Talented Mr. Ripley is based on this movie