Perfect for the first date. Save money on a dentist and spend it on a car or chocolate.

Smile With Confidence Again! Hides missing, crooked, stained, broken teeth. Speak & drink normally, even smoke, while wearing. Can be worn over natural teeth, crowns, veneers & bondings. Stop worrying about what people will think of your teeth. Smile at pretty girls again! Imako Cosmetic Teeth hides many dental problems, even up to 4 missing front teeth.

Once fitted (which can be done, by yourself, at home) they snap onto your upper teeth for a secure fit, yet remove easily at your discretion. Slip them on for job interviews, pictures, or whenever you need a boost of confidence. No adhesives are used, just your own natural bite. Includes carrying case, instructions and fitting material. Measure width of 4 front teeth and choose size with closest measurement. Select small (1 1/8" wide) or large (1 5/16" wide). Not to be used with braces.

More info: Fake Pretty Teeth

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Toothpaste Heads are the newest way to encourage both kids and Perpetual Kids to brush their teeth regularly. No more bribes. No more threats!… Simply replace your existing toothpaste cap with Toothpaste Oscar and presto! Your daily brushing routine will never be the same.

Links: Cat Head / Dog Head (woof)

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This is the world’s most efficient electric toothbrush that thoroughly cleans all of your teeth in 40 seconds, reducing necessary brushing time by 66%. Unlike typical toothbrushes that only clean one surface at a time, this advanced model has four heads that clean six surfaces–the front, back, and chewing surface of top and bottom teeth–simultaneously.

The electric toothbrush automatically executes the Bass technique, a brushing method recommended by the American Dental Association: the bristles are aligned at a 4° angle and move towards and away from the gums 810 times per minute to remove bacterial plaque from teeth and at or below the gumline.

More info: 40 Second Toothbrush

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Good toothpaste can be pricey, especially when you are buying the bleach – special – ultra – cristal kind. Save some buck (justifies buying a huge flat screen TV) by squeezing out the last bit of toothpaste.

More info: Designer Toothpaste Squeezer

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