Not sure how many liters of milk this guy drank but he is on a calcium rush. Nothing can destroy his teeth. He can gut a whole elephant within 2 minutes. This is actually from my favorite show in Germany when I grew up called “Wetten Dass” but the host stop now since someone got seriously injured during a stung and is not paralyzed. Too bad because I really liked Thomas Gottschalk.

Video Link: Husking Coconuts with just Teeth

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We know that tastes are different and every person prefers something else. I’m tempted by the bacon flavored toothpaste but cupcake (eeeks) or even worse pickle makes me want to throw up or something. What about Donkey Sweat, Nipple Twist or Pussy Pussy flavored toothpaste? Hmmm – now brushing your teeth will be so much fun you want to brush them 15 times a day. Click on the the images to to get to the page where you can purchase them.

If oddly flavored tooth paste is not fixing your tooth problems you may consider seeing a the best orthodontist in San Diego for professional help.

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Stay warm – look cool!

Get in touch with your wild side with this killer Wolf Hat. The plush hat looks like you’ve ripped off the head of a vicious gray wolf – after a fierce battle and with your bare hands – and turn it into a headwear suitable for a master outdoorsman such as yourself.

That or you bought it at a neat store like this one. Either case, the Wolf Hat is undoubtedly awesome, and because of it, you are wildly awesome. In fact, wear it with your Three Wolf Moon T-shirt for an irresistible combination of killer awesomeness. Wolf hat: It’s the manly man’s hat!

More info: Cozy Wolf Hat

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Let them play dentist!!! (it’s not a toy)

This is the dentist’s instrument kit that allows you to clean and polish teeth and gums at home with the same tools preferred by dentists. A battery-powered polisher removes stains and discoloration from teeth with a rotating rubber brush and the included dentist-grade whitening paste.

The interdental pick lifts food particles from between teeth and along the gum line–an area that’s critical to clean for optimal oral hygiene yet unreachable with typical brushing and flossing. A tooth scraper removes plaque and tartar build-up and the mouth mirror allows you to see molars and other hard-to-reach areas. Includes a narrow-tipped tool for removing stains from small crevices.

More info: The Oral Hygiene Mega Suite

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Geekettes watch out – guys will score with this hoodie … if you want it or not. You just won’t be able to resist!

100% polyester hoodie is green. Front of hoodie features Deinonychus looking over his shoulder, as if to say, "Is that thing following me edible?" When arms are folded across the chest, the image changes to reveal the raptor’s toothy maw. Back of hoodie features another hungry Deinonychus. Printed with eco-friendly inks on recycled fabric. Note that this is a lightweight fabric, good for wearing to the movies or other places that might be too air conditioned in the summer or for layering in the winter.

More info: Raptor Hoodies

- Condoms for chairs (better safe than sorry)

We won’t leave a snaggletooth behind.

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This vampire SUCKS!

Count Cockula’s Vampire mouth opening isn’t for the faint of heart. This exclusive Undead pale sleeve color is made from the same patented Real Feel Super Skin material that’s made Fleshlight the #1 selling male sex toy in the world. The amazingly detailed vampire mouth and fangs beg you to drive your wooden stake deep inside.

To ensure an experience all its own, Fleshlight developed a brand new inner texture for Count Cockula called ‘The Fang’. This intensely stimulating texture has dozens of tiny fangs that will gently bite at you until you’re drained of every last drop. Quench your lust and prepare for the ultimate vampire fantasy, but beware, this can will suck you dry!

More info:  Count Cockula

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From hamster to bloodsucker in a 1/2 second.

The key to their success is that they are molded to your own mouth shape, and that you can deploy or retract the teeth using the tongue bar at the very back. All you have to do is soak them in hot water for a few minutes to soften the dental putty, bite down on them as if they were the neck of an unsuspecting victim, let them set and you’re ready to start terrorizing the neighborhood kids. With the ingenious tongue bar feature allowing you to lower your fangs at will, these fake teeth really are the best you can get.

More info: Best Fake Dracula Teeth

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RGS says uber ninja cool! But I do think up to some degrees germs are good. It strengthen your immune system.

So, what do they have to do with oral health? Everything! Hopefully, you brush your teeth twice a day or more. Unfortunately, you use the same toothbrush you used yesterday. When not in use, it sits and festers – a fertile garden for fecal coliform. If you don’t know what that is, Google it. We’ll wait.

More info: Ninja Toothbrush Sanitizer

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J-List is a peaceful island of Japanese pop culture for you

Perfect for the first date. Save money on a dentist and spend it on a car or chocolate.

Smile With Confidence Again! Hides missing, crooked, stained, broken teeth. Speak & drink normally, even smoke, while wearing. Can be worn over natural teeth, crowns, veneers & bondings. Stop worrying about what people will think of your teeth. Smile at pretty girls again! Imako Cosmetic Teeth hides many dental problems, even up to 4 missing front teeth.

Once fitted (which can be done, by yourself, at home) they snap onto your upper teeth for a secure fit, yet remove easily at your discretion. Slip them on for job interviews, pictures, or whenever you need a boost of confidence. No adhesives are used, just your own natural bite. Includes carrying case, instructions and fitting material. Measure width of 4 front teeth and choose size with closest measurement. Select small (1 1/8" wide) or large (1 5/16" wide). Not to be used with braces.

More info: Fake Pretty Teeth

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