Can they read my mind – I was just thinking to invent one of those myself.

This is the cordless vacuum that combines the mobility of a hand vacuum with the cleaning power of a traditional upright to enable easier, more effective cleaning of staircases. Weighing less than 5 lbs., the vacuum is easy to maneuver up stairs and its 36"-long extension allows you to clean stairs from a comfortable, upright posture. The powerful motor generates 150,000g of centrifugal force to quickly suction dirt without any loss of power.

Stiff nylon brushes spin up to 1,500 times per minute to spread carpet fibers and remove deeply imbedded dirt while carbon fiber bristles neutralize static electricity on hard surfaces, freeing fine dust particles to be suctioned into the removable dustbin. The bagless vacuum operates for up to 15 minutes after a three-hour charge. Includes a HEPA filter.

More info: Cordless Staircase Vacuum

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Bonus good news – it also cleans the dung from many other animals ( humans).

This device vacuums pet waste into a disposable bag, eliminating the need to bend over and scoop excrement by hand. A 30,000-rpm motor quickly suctions dog waste from grass, concrete, or even snow-covered ground into a plastic bag that removes for ease of disposal. The bag wraps around the vacuum’s intake to prevent waste from touching any part of the device. About the size of a leaf blower, the cordless vacuum transports easily around a yard and stores unobtrusively. Provides up to 50 cleanups after a 12-hour charge via the included AC adapter. Includes 25 3-lb.-capacity bags.

More info: Animal Dung Vacuum Cleaner

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Ladies working behind a bar this is for you. No more nails breaking off. And also for guys with limp wrists no being able to open a vacuum seal.

The Auto Safety Master Opener is an amazing 5-in-1 can opener. The cornerstone of this multi-tool is Kuhn Rikon’s patented LidLifter technology which is far easier and safer than traditional can openers.

The self-attaching LidLifter cuts the outside rim of the can and not the top, which means no sharp or jagged edges are left behind! Use the mini-pliers to lift off the top without ever touching the can.

The Auto Safety Master Opener can also open flip tops, screw tops, pull tabs, and break the vacuum seal of screw jar tops. Available in multiple colors.

More info: 5 in 1 Opener

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From now you wish your home will be filled with little annoying flies.

The Fly-Goodbye Bug Vacuum Gun is a powerful weapon. First thing you’ll notice is how great it feels in your hand; it truly was designed with the hunter in mind. How does it work? Well, quite simply, it sucks. Really. It uses a powerful inward gust of air, coupled with the capture tube extending about a cm. This action stuns the bug and lets you snap on the top.

Of course, if you are mean, you can always use one of the included glue cartridges (the bugs stick to the walls of the glue cartridge and die slow, lonely deaths) – but we like the catch-and-release method ourselves. Besides, the catch-and-release gives you time to study your prey. Then, with a Fly-Goodbye Bug Vacuum Gun in your holster, you’ll be able lay some smackdown on any bug you want.

More info: Fly Vacuum Gun

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Perfect for those dinner feast leftovers – I love leftovers.

The Magic Cover does it all: simply place the lid on your bowl, pot or pan and press the center down slightly. A light vacuum seals the bowl keeping your food fresh much longer than the conventional silicone lids, plastic wrap and other lids. You can use the Magic Cover in your oven, microwave, fridge and freezer. Use it to keep foods fresh, to roast, to cook, to thaw and freeze.

Made from high-quality silicone and stainless steel, it is dishwasher-safe, stable enough to stack and saves you plenty of storage space! In addition, this convenient little item can also double up as a trivet or even a splatter guard!

More info: Magic Cover Lid

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