Note to product photographer – what is this in the can? Sewage? I like my coffee strong and black with tons of milk in it.
This is the first voice-interactive coffee maker that asks, "Would you like to set the clock or set the coffee brewing time?" and operates in response to your verbal commands. [...]

This is sooo high-tech! It freaks me out.
Every member of the family can now record their appointments in one place. It’s as easy as 1-2-3, simply press ‘month,’ ‘day’ and ‘hold to record’ to enter an appointment. Jenda mounts on the refrigerator door with heavy magnets provided. The flashing ‘today’ button alerts the whole [...]

I hate my singing voice and I hate singing and I hate that all of my friends just luve Karaoke. I just plain hate it. Well, it’s not true. I don’t know mind watching people making a complete ass out of myself without fighting the mic the whole time. Truth is though, Karaoke [...]

Omg .. it really works .. ZZZZZZzzzZz!!!
- Cyber Hand Trainer (if you know what I mean)

Eat up bitch!

This is the pet bowl that automatically plays your recorded message, helping to comfort a dog or cat when it is left alone for extended periods (and easing its owner’s mind). The bowl’s digital recording unit has an integrated photosensor that detects when your pet approaches, triggering playback of your message (up to [...]