Note to product photographer – what is this in the can? Sewage? I like my coffee strong and black with tons of milk in it.

This is the first voice-interactive coffee maker that asks, "Would you like to set the clock or set the coffee brewing time?" and operates in response to your verbal commands. Simply saying, "Set the coffee brewing time," or "Set the clock," will prompt the machine to reply, "Please say the time, including AM or PM." It uses an advanced voice recognition system to identify any time of day you speak, eliminating the hassle of fussing with buttons. The included reusable, dishwasher-safe plastic filter is specially designed to allow the water to thoroughly saturate coffee grounds, maximizing the richness and aroma of coffee. The coffee machine brews up to 10 cups at once and allows you to remove the carafe during brewing to pour a cup.

More info: Voice Interactive Coffee Machine

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This is sooo high-tech! It freaks me out.

Every member of the family can now record their appointments in one place. It’s as easy as 1-2-3, simply press ‘month,’ ‘day’ and ‘hold to record’ to enter an appointment. Jenda mounts on the refrigerator door with heavy magnets provided. The flashing ‘today’ button alerts the whole family each morning about the day’s schedule.

Recurring events, such as a weekly tennis game or golf date–only has to be recorded once. Same for annual events like birthdays and anniversaries. A ‘to do list’ button allows for recording of items that are not date specific-such as grocery list or things to do around the house, like change the furnace filter.

Link: The Jenda Voice Calendar

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I hate my singing voice and I hate singing and I hate that all of my friends just luve Karaoke. I just plain hate it. Well, it’s not true. I don’t know mind watching people making a complete ass out of myself without fighting the mic the whole time. Truth is though, Karaoke looks like tons of fun but I wish my voice would be … emmm .. more .. beauty!

The Beauty Voice Trainer helps give you the dulcet voice you know you’ve always wanted, in just five minutes a day. The system works in three ways: without training, the human throat is restricted. The specially designed mouthpiece positions the tongue to open the voice passage, allowing a much stronger sound.

Secondly, it helps with abdominal breathing, a necessity for proper singing. Finally, the included tuning fork guides you to the notes you want, and trains you to hear the proper intervals between pitches. In just five minutes a day, the Beauty Voice Trainer will teach you to maximize your vocal potential while singing.

More info: Beauty Voice Trainer

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Omg .. it really works .. ZZZZZZzzzZz!!!

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This is the pet bowl that automatically plays your recorded message, helping to comfort a dog or cat when it is left alone for extended periods (and easing its owner’s mind). The bowl’s digital recording unit has an integrated photosensor that detects when your pet approaches, triggering playback of your message (up to 10 seconds in length). Some animal behaviorists suggest that hearing a recording of your voice may help ease separation anxiety.

More info: Talking Pet Bowl

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