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You can see why we were forced to create the Iris 9000 voice control module for iPhone & Siri. Simply place your iPhone into the Iris 9000 cradle and use the included micro remote to trigger Siri up to 50 feet away. Just tap the Iris 9000 remote button once, listen for the Siri chime, and speak your command. The built in mic on the Iris 9000 picks up your voice from across the room and the embedded speaker amplifies Siri’s spoken responses. You can also make and receive calls using the Iris 9000 like a standard speakerphone. Oh and did we mention that Iris 9000′s glowing eye flickers along with Siri’s voice? How’s that for amazing.

More info: Iris 9000

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Perfect for parents who travel a lot.

This is the device that enhances a child’s reading experience by playing back a story in the familiar voice of a caregiver. A parent or grandparent records passages–even entire bedtime stories–using a pen-shaped voice recorder synchronized to a series of easy-peel stickers that attach to a book’s pages.

Each of the 600 included stickers is encoded with a unique pattern of dots (similar to a bar code) and each is associated with a voice recording stored on the pen’s built-in memory. A child simply points the pen at stickers placed throughout a book to hear recordings. Forty stickers with pre-recorded sound effects, including a laughing baby, meowing cat, ringing phone, ticking clock, fire engine, and more are included.

More info: In your own Voice Story Teller

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Note to product photographer – what is this in the can? Sewage? I like my coffee strong and black with tons of milk in it.

This is the first voice-interactive coffee maker that asks, "Would you like to set the clock or set the coffee brewing time?" and operates in response to your verbal commands. Simply saying, "Set the coffee brewing time," or "Set the clock," will prompt the machine to reply, "Please say the time, including AM or PM." It uses an advanced voice recognition system to identify any time of day you speak, eliminating the hassle of fussing with buttons. The included reusable, dishwasher-safe plastic filter is specially designed to allow the water to thoroughly saturate coffee grounds, maximizing the richness and aroma of coffee. The coffee machine brews up to 10 cups at once and allows you to remove the carafe during brewing to pour a cup.

More info: Voice Interactive Coffee Machine

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This is sooo high-tech! It freaks me out.

Every member of the family can now record their appointments in one place. It’s as easy as 1-2-3, simply press ‘month,’ ‘day’ and ‘hold to record’ to enter an appointment. Jenda mounts on the refrigerator door with heavy magnets provided. The flashing ‘today’ button alerts the whole family each morning about the day’s schedule.

Recurring events, such as a weekly tennis game or golf date–only has to be recorded once. Same for annual events like birthdays and anniversaries. A ‘to do list’ button allows for recording of items that are not date specific-such as grocery list or things to do around the house, like change the furnace filter.

Link: The Jenda Voice Calendar

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I hate my singing voice and I hate singing and I hate that all of my friends just luve Karaoke. I just plain hate it. Well, it’s not true. I don’t know mind watching people making a complete ass out of myself without fighting the mic the whole time. Truth is though, Karaoke looks like tons of fun but I wish my voice would be … emmm .. more .. beauty!

The Beauty Voice Trainer helps give you the dulcet voice you know you’ve always wanted, in just five minutes a day. The system works in three ways: without training, the human throat is restricted. The specially designed mouthpiece positions the tongue to open the voice passage, allowing a much stronger sound.

Secondly, it helps with abdominal breathing, a necessity for proper singing. Finally, the included tuning fork guides you to the notes you want, and trains you to hear the proper intervals between pitches. In just five minutes a day, the Beauty Voice Trainer will teach you to maximize your vocal potential while singing.

More info: Beauty Voice Trainer

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This is the pet bowl that automatically plays your recorded message, helping to comfort a dog or cat when it is left alone for extended periods (and easing its owner’s mind). The bowl’s digital recording unit has an integrated photosensor that detects when your pet approaches, triggering playback of your message (up to 10 seconds in length). Some animal behaviorists suggest that hearing a recording of your voice may help ease separation anxiety.

More info: Talking Pet Bowl

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