No watch not phone? No more excuses for being late.
Compact size and quick clip carabiner makes it an ideal keychain. Built ruggedly of climbing rope and waterproof LCD display. Flashlight tip comes in handy!

More info: Modern Pocket Watch
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The watch to make your James Bond booty calls.
LG Electronics has developed the Watch Phone capable of the world’s first 3G VT Service & GSM Quadband Network with sophisticated philosophy of ‘Simple & Easy connectivity’ by applying the world’s best wireless technology merged with miniaturization and large scale integration technologies. LG Watch Phone is [...]

It is actually kind of cool but pretty much useless. The other not so cheesy merchandise for the movie Twilight, which I have to admit liked. I know, I know chick flick and stuff but every guy should embrace the little chick inside.
Between daylight and darkness, twilight is constantly changing from dark to light [...]

An expensive gift for friends who are ALWAYS too late.

A giant clock (4 feet in diameter) with a retro-projector light. Optional wall support also available.

More info: OClock
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