I’m just happy my job does to involve getting my picture taking while haven sex. Phew, lucky me

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Dr. Death Gunther von Hagen’s latest project. Elephant lady Simba (RIP 41) will be exhibit in 2010! Crazy piece of muscles!

More info: Elephant Death Art

And ever wondered how a bear without fur looks like?

Awwww … cute!

More info: Furless Bear

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Feel suicidal? Have a beer instead!

Take down your guests in a merciless assault of beer with the Machine Gun Beer Glass! Shaped like a 1927-A1 sub machine gun, This Machine Gun Beer Glass stands an impressive 18” (46.5 cm) tall and holds a cool 22 oz (650 ml) of beer or any favorite beverage!

More info: Machine Gun Beer Glass

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Making cities and towns bike friendly could solve tons of traffic problems. The best biking city I ever lived in was in Berlin. Valencia has it’s potential since there is almost all good weather all year around and it’s pretty flat. But drivers here are just way too out of control but the city offers a fairly good amount of bike lanes. Main problem though is where to put the bikes. Valencia is well known for it’s bike thefts and on top of it house owners hate seeing bike parked in the hallway or courtyards. Want a bike so badly … should go with the designer folding bike.

Back to topic! Check out these pictures from the book Crappy Bike Lanes in Great Britain.

More info here!!!

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Never miss a phone call again … best about answering the phone with this system is … you can answer with “Hey honey, you will never guess where I’m right now”

With the Alpha UWCP, talk with someone 15,000 miles away while diving a tropical reef or in your pool! This complete and sophisticated communication diving system can do it.

This new underwater communication unit is integrated with a speaker and microphone and comes installed on the Neptune Space full face mask.

This unit is wired with a 40 meter cable and can be modified to most any request. A quick release waterproof rubber connection allows the diver to separate from the cable at any given moment.

This compact box is placed in a special custom made buoy with a unique top pocket to provide a firm attachment to the box. The device is further attached to the buoy with the use of custom rubber bands. The buoy has a water reserve bottom pocket for even more stability while on the surface. The device is also equipped with diver flags (international and commercial). The water resistant surface box contains an electronic interface which can be connected by Bluetooth to a cellular phone. The device works with a 9v alkaline battery.

More info: Underwater Cell Phone

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Oh, now I get it. They are supposed to be music notes – ahhhhh!

Otamatone, the cutest instrument toy that produces the weirdest sounds yet. Press and slide on Otamatone’s to create some Theremin like sounds. Squeeze Otamatone’s mouth to create vibrato effect. Very straight forward to use, but definitely a one-of-a-kind instrument that is key to any Indie band!

More info: May-Wa Denki Otamatone

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I wonder if this evolves into a whole new fetish – Hand underpants sniffing .. maybe?

Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some of our Handerpants! These 95% cotton, 5% spandex, fingerless gloves have the look and feel of men’s briefs.

Slip your Handerpants on underneath your gloves for extra warmth and protection from chaffing! Wear them on their own as a vaguely inappropriate fashion statement! Hundreds of uses!

More info: Snug Hand Underpants

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