I just don’t get it. What’s up with this obsession with poofy lips which it seems Angelina Jolie (aka Hamburger Lips) started.Now use the suction ball to look as “sexy” as her!

When I was a teen I was sucking on a glass until the vacuum was sealing it on my lips. Funny .. hahah. After 5 minutes or so I had huge giant hicky around my lips. Which made me look like a clown. And yes, of course I had to go to school next day. Just so you know. Pretty sure that poofy lip maker above won’t create such suction, only nice and poofy, giant, sexy lips. Happy pumping!

No injections, no pain, no nonsense tingling cream.

Most beauty experts agree that plump lips are the most important feature for a young and attractive look. CosmeSearch, Inc, a leader in innovative beauty products, has invented a new lip plumping and enhancing system. Here is how it works: Micro Collagen Plumping Balm will penetrate and hydrate the lips. The Plumping Device gently activates molecules, dramatically increases lip size by plumping up lips naturally. Fuller lips don’t have to cost a fortune.

More info: DIY Giant, Huge maybe Sexy Lip Set

- Super Cheap Fashion

Catmint is like Salvia for humans … emmm but for cats!

Video Link: Drugged Up Pussies

- Crisis? Whatever!

Real cats should learn from this.

French artist Frederic Levesque joins a long list of countrymen who’d choose finicky felines over feathered friends with his tongue-in-cheek sculptural birdhouse! Though it takes a brave bird to approach the piercing green eyes and deceptive "welcome mat" tongue of this humorously sculpted, quality designer resin sculpture, your "invitation" is easily mounted to tree, wall or fence for instant garden gaiety. Bird not included.

More info: Bizarre Cat Head Birdhouse

- 3D Shark

Wear this to protect yourself from spam mail and send a message to your work mates. And the thing with the spam mail is just a joke. Right?!

Many people are confused about what exactly a "coif" is. Some think it’s a type of hairdo, while others think it’s a sound you make in the back of your throat… but actually a coif is a type of close fitting hat. In medieval times this was usually some kind of armor worn underneath a hood or helm. Since we know you’re no sissy we’re offering you only the armor based variety of coif, made out of metal chain mail.

The Chain Mail Coif is honest-to-goodness real metal chain mail hand forged by dwarfs in forbidden mines near the center of the earth and delivered to the Geek warehouse by shrieking black apparitions in the dead of night. Its bright shine and relatively light-weight comes from its anodized aluminum construction. It’s appropriate protective wear for most occasions including office meetings and parties you would rather not have attended.

 

More info: Office Knight will slash down Emails

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Hmm … maybe the most creative thing I have seen in a while but ties with with first sport of weirdest thing as well.

There’s nothing wrong with having a bit of fun with floral arrangements… and Bloom My Buddy certainly promotes just that. This unique vase is made up of three separate parts, each with their own reservoir, and perforated all over so that you can dress it in any way you like. It could be a girl, a boy, or maybe even a strange alien creature. In the end it doesn’t really matter though as, no matter what, it’s sure to give you a laugh.

More info: Weird Vase – Flower Buddy

- Blu-Ray Forum: Worth the switch

What mineral water will make out of your baby – will that water come in Mozart and Einstein flavor as well?

Makes the world a cleaner place. Vacuum backpack strapped on your back, hiking shoes on and off we go from electronic plug to electronic plug. Hostels should give vacuum backpackers a rebate …. spiffy clean hostels. Yes!

Ergonomic backpack vacuum moves with you so you don’t have to drag a heavy upright vacuum around the house. Cleans any surface from carpet to tile to stone or hardwood floors. Powerful suction to tackle even the toughest jobs including broken glass, confetti, nuts and bolts, pet hair and more. Features adjustable, padded backpack straps for added comfort. Includes a HEPA filter to remove 99.9% of all dust, telescoping wand, easy reach attachments, 26 ft. power cord, reusable collection bag and six disposable bags. Also converts into a high-powered blower.

More info: Vacuum Backpack

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